- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock, knock. come in.

What is the difference between an Irishman and a plank of wood? Almost everything, including anatomy, chemical make up, mass etc

Want to hear a tough toung twister? spoons

A baby seal walks into a club...

What did the girl with AIDs receive for her birthday? Unprotected sex

Doctor: Knock knock... Patient: Who's there? Doctor: Interrupting doctor... Patient: Interrupting doct-- Doctor: You have cancer.

Three blokes walk into a bar. I'm british.

Sarah got hit by a bus.... Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sarah

Q: Why did the singer stop singing? A: Someone threw a car at her face.

Do you know what the cop said to the black guy? Your free to go

Are you a human?

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What's the difference between a computer and a television?

Knock Knock Whose there? Get out of the bathroom Get out of the bathroom who? No, your in the bathroom

Knock knock! Who's there? Elton. Elton who? Elton John

What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? Quality control or some other function.

why?

Women Voting

Why was Jimmy upset? Someone kept pouring liquid nitrogen on him.

A guy walks in to a bar and says "ow"

How do you kill a polar bear? You melt the polar ice caps and take a rope and choke it till it is out cold. You then put a plastic bag over its head and throw it in the water.

(Two person joke for an audience Joke Teller. "What's the difference between a rabbit and a cowsay?" Accomplice "a what?" Joke Teller. "a cowsay?" Accomplice "what's a cowsay?" Joke Teller. "Mooooooo"

What do you call it when Chuck Norris gambles? Chuck Norris does not gamble. That would imply the chance of losing.

What do you call poop in a black man's toilet? Poop.

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