A man walks into a bar, has a drink, pays the bartender, and leaves.

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knock, knock . whos there? the police. get the hell outside !

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What's the difference between a black man and a bunk bed? A bunk bed is stable and can support two children.

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What's green and has wheels? A snow flake. I lied about the wheels, and the color.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Bob

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why did the mexican cross the road? To get into America. Why did the chicken cross the road? It was on its way to warn everyone that the sky was falling Why did the horse go to the other side of the field? He liked green grass. Why did Chuck Norris cross the road? cause he's Chuck Norris. What do you call a man who gets a check in the mail every month for nothing? black

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a man sees a monkey playing the drums at first he thought it waz the guy in the monkey suit that plays the drums but on closer inspection he sees that it is in fact a real monkey on that note he tries to befriend the monkey but the monkey soon tore the man into pieces

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What is red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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What was Helen Keller book called Bsnshsiengwkaisg

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Why did little Sarah fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sarah

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Greg told a joke. It wasnt funny...

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What's better than winning at the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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Knock Knock Come in. Come in who? You're a dumbass.

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My Japanese girlfriend just broke up with me. It's okay, there's more of them in the sea.

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canaan and mallory

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What's Donald Trump's favorite color?

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What's the best part about a birthday cake? Eating it.

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A man walks into a bar. Ouch.

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Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because chickens can move and the road just happened to be in its path.

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What do you call a room with a black person, a mexican, a jew, and a homosexual A diverse area

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It's kind of hard to die when you're in a freezer.

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What do you call a special Ed walrus? Anorexic pony ???? Discovering that a convicted sex offenderi is living nearby stirs up a range of feelings: fear, anger, insecurity and anxiety. There are many things you can do to make the situation more manageable - and channel these emotions into actions that address situations that put children most at risk for sexual harm. Learn how to identify the most common threats and concerns. Then find out the best ways you can join with others to keep everyone safe. Take action! Learn how to keep children safe Get the FAQs about the sex offender registryi Download our Tip Sheet:  Concerned about Sex Offenders in Your Neighborhood?

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What did the blind and deaf woman get for her birthday? Raped.

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It is the conjoining of the two possible outcomes of the interstellar and post modern possibilities of the pasta sex god's niece's favorite colour after she falls off her bike whilst riding down a yellow slide after her twenty-seventh birthday when the two suns form a triangle in the night sky over the delta. Yes indeed that was good pudding.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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