- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

Yo mama is so fat she went on a diet and lost weight.

Person A - I farted Person B - YUCK

What did the kid use to smell his food His nose

whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

A child with cancer grows up.

what's yellow, dirty, and looks like a potato? a potato

What did Michael Jackson think when someone threw a tomato off his head? The same as he was thinking before it happened, because everything that goes through Michael Jackson's head is pornographic images.

heres a great game to play... DEATH TO BABIES!

Why did the orange drive the tractor? Because he always wanted to go to the moon.

Why are black people faster than white people? They are descended from a lineage where athleticism was more greatly selected for in the evolutionary process.

What do you call a muslim behind the controls of an airliner? A pilot you rascist.

what did the 3 hispanic men say to the fat guy? you're in our seats

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder of a 7 year old child.

How do you confuse a Mexican? several large eggs

YOU SUCK RYAN V!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! U SUCK BALLS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

Why did the dog's chin get all scraped up? He didn't have any front legs.

why did the black boy fall? he had terminal cancer and couldnt stand the pain anymore he died

What did the turkey call the chicken? Nothing, turkeys can't speak, idiot.

This is you cat This is just cat This is wasted cat This is your cat This is time cat This is reading cat This is this cat Now read the third word of every sentance

A priest, a rabbi, and a whale sit down at a bar. The priest says to the bartender, "Jesus Christ is our savior." The rabbi responds, "No. Our savior has not yet been born." To which the whale adds, "MMMUUURRRAAAAAAOOOUUU!!!"

Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

your on a bus and you ask your math teacher if you got the answers on the homework right and the bus crashes in the middle of an intersection.

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