an amosh person used an electrical appliance

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What's the difference between a Mexican and a bench? Its socially acceptable to sit on a bench.

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Q: what is funny today A: your parents died in a horrible car accident

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What’s black and white and red all over? A zebra in a meat grinder

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Why did elmo jump of the cliff caus he was depresed

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My phone rang. So I answered it.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender says "Sorry sir we're closed" So the man goes: "Oh, okay. I wasn't sure if you guys were open till' 10pm tonight" and the bartender goes "No, thats only on the weekends" The man thanks the bartender and proceeded to leave the bar. He now knows the arrive earlier the following day.

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A girl asks a guy "How come you don't take me dancing anymore?" The guy said "Because we were both killed in a car accident."

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Why did the basketball player shoot the ball? Because it was being mean to him

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? It's not. Numbers are not living organisms and thus are incapable of experiencing emotion.

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A man walks into a bar and talks with his friends. One of his friends said " Hey, who farted?" When the bar closed, Joe realized it was he who farted.

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Knock knock whos there punctuation

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OH NO, ZOMBIES!!!!!!!!!!

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Dont be mean Dyslexics are teople poo

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Q. What's the difference between a movie star and a manikin? A. Nothing.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 'Cause 7 slept with 8 and punched 4 in the face.

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What's grey and looks good on policemen? your mom.

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How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

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The grass is always greener on the give me a blowjob.

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How many dead babies can fit in a bathtub. Twelve. A previous joke said seventeen, that person had their facts wrong. I know from experience

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If someone throws a fridge at the boy then they must be exceptionally strong because fridges weigh more than the average human can lift therefor he has a good future ahead of him but will have to live with the fact that he hurt a small child

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scenario: 12 men in bikinis throwing snowballs at each other in Africa. Question: Who ate all the world's giant pears? Answer: It was an allergy to noses!!

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what did eminem say to dr.dre? nothing u idoits dr.dres dead he is locked in my basement

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Why was O.J acquitted for murder? A jury of his peers deliberated for many days and found there was not sufficient evidence for his conviction.

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