Why did the monkey fall of the tree? Because Newtons law states that we are all under the influence of gravity and hence an object, in this case the monkey, will fall down if it failed to stay on the tree.

What do you call a bunch of Mexicans on fire? Jumping Beans.

Your momma is so dumb, that when she took the IQ test her scores were considerably lower then average.

I have a good knock knock joke: You start it.

Knock Knock Come in

Knock Knock. Who's there? Your doctor. The results came back, and you have brain cancer.

Q:Whats worse than 100 babies in 1 dumpster? A:1 dead baby is 100 dumpsters.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a big fat bully!

A black person and a hispanic person are in a car, who is driving? The black person, after all it's his car.

black people

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

is this the krusty crab? no this is child services were taking your children.

Canada

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "Why the long face?". The horse does not respond because it is a horse. It can neither speak nor understand English. It is confused by its surroundings and gallops out of the bar, knocking over a few tables.

what's worse then being dumped? NOTHING

What did the cop do when he saw two Mexicans buying coke? Warned them of the health risks of drinking carbonated soft drinks.

Why do women wear make-up and perfume? Because they're ugly and stink.

Roses are red Violets are red I murdered the gardener

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

What's worse than eating a piece of elephant shit? Eating two pieces of elephant shit.

ha.

There once was an X from place B, Who satisfied predicate P, Then X did thing A, In a specified way, Resulting in circumstance C.

what did Barak Obama order at Dunking Donuts. a donut

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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