There once was a man from Nantucket who had an affinity for wicker furniture.

what r the two best ways to describe a guy whose eating a bannana while peeing, time conservative and a multitasker

Why couldn't the man speak any English? Because not everyone can.

The weels on the bus go...flat

Q: How do you fit 20 babies into a bowl? A: A blender. Q: How do you get them out? A: Tortilla chips.

Do you know what big feet mean. Big socks

roses are red violets are blue i hate black people

How many ears does Chuck Norris have? Two.

What happened to the man that took too much viagra? His erection lasted longer than 4 hours, he's dead now

Knock knock. Who's there? Cook Pu. Ok then. Kelvin Yang.

A Japanese woman walks into a Korean deli, and asks the Korean man if she can buy some groceries. They are able to get past their cultural differences, and share their favorite recipes.

Whats Mary short for? Shes got no legs

Why did John scream when he came in to his bedroom? He stepped on a nail

Why couldn't the ten year old watch a porno movie? Because it was on blu-ray and his family only owned a regular dvd player.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? An Xbox 360.

Bill: My vagina is itchy. Tom: You don't have a vagina. It was later found out that bill had a sex change and did have an itchy vagina, due to an STI. He later died of cancer.

Ebola

what did the lion say to the zebra? roar!

What is worse then dropping the soap? Not being able to pick it back up.

yo mama so old she was a waiter at the last supper.

A dog walks into a bar and succumbs to heartworm.

Knock Knock Who's there? Interupting cow Interu--- MOOOOOO!!

Doctor! Doctor! Can I have a second opinion? The Doctor then sits the patient down and tells them from a different perspective that they have terminal Cancer and will be dead by the end of the year.

What do u call a gay guy with a long dik Dickgimme a lick

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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