- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Chuck Norris drove to McDonalds and ordered a Whopper. Much to his dismay, McDonalds does not make Whoppers, because that is the signature fast-food burger of McDonald's biggest competitor, Burger King.

roses ar red vilots ar blue i have hiv

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What are you doing, I'm ithyphallophobic.

what's worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped!

Ask me if i am a tree are you a tree? no

a muslim, jew, and catholic went into a bar and sat down and had drinks. The muslim asks the jew "are you macrobiotic". the jew replies "no" and they go about their fun....

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

haha, you're an orphan

What do you do when life gives you lemons? Life is an abstract object incapable of handing out gifts, thus if given a lemon by life you should go to a doctor to make sure you don't have an undiagnosed disease.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven has a hook for one of his hands carries a chain saw in the other an gets into six's dreams...thats just scary

Q: What is black, white, and red all over? A: A white wall with black and red paint just added onto it recently.

a korean guy robs a black guys convenient store!

Do is the Most Famous Line on youtube Answer- Do the Flop

Why did the jew tie his shoes? because his shoes were untied

That moment where the screen shouts "HE MAN" And you look at the guy and go... Hmm did they say He-Man or She-Man? HE MAN!

knock knock go away ok

Knock Knock? Who's there? Dr. Fishbourne Dr. Fishbourne? Yea, I've come to inform you that your son has committed suicide due to lack of parental care and love.

Penis.

And now, A cow pretending to be a man: Jeff: Alan, are you a cow? Alan: What?! No! Cow: Yah me neither you guys want to go skatebords? Awkward

what colour is a frog green you idiot

"Why did the chicken cross the-" "Gosh! Why can't we just live in a world where a chicken can simply cross the road without being questioned about it's motives?!?!" ~McKenna<3

Why did the little girl get a haircut? A; she has cancer.

What do you call a black priest? Religious.

What kind of coins to you find at the bottom of the ocean? Wet coins.

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