What do you say to a very ambitious dyslexic child? You're ambition is inspiring and I encourage you to follow your dreams. Some of the worlds greatest people, including Albert Einstein, Thomas Edison, and Winston Churchill were dyslexic. Your drive is much bigger than your disorder.

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What do you get if you cross James Bond with Osama bin Laden? James bin Laden.

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*Ring* *Ring* Bartender : Hello? Stranger:Is Mike Hunt their? Bartender: Mike Hunt! Is Mike Hunt here?! Mike Hunt: Oh thank god! I've been anticipating this phone call for a while now! I've been stranded here for hours and my wife's been killed and the killer is still out there!

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What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

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Whats worse than 3 black guys. 4 black guys.

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This is Jeff and I gots to take a HUGE SHIT. I bet its gonna be smelly and runny. After I wipe I'm gonna lick it and taste it. I bet it tastes GOOD. I hope it has a lil blood in it too.

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how do you fall off a building? you trip.

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Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

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Why did the frog fall out the tree it was dead. Why did the second frog fall out the tree it was stapled to the first frog. Why did the third frog fall from to the tree peer pressure. Why did the fourth frog fall from the tree the third frog was his son. Why did the fifth frog fall from the tree he thought it was a game. Why did the sixth frog fall from the tree he shared the same body with the fifth frog

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George Michael walks into a bathrom.....

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Out of all the sadness and death in the world...do you know what the worst part is? Mexicans are still hoping the border...

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R.I.P Ryan Dunn.

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Why did the chicken cross the road The light was green

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Whats brown and sticky? Anal sex

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he.

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What do you get when you mix your mom and your dad? YOU!!!

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Thanks

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Humpdy dumpty sat on a wall and enjoyed his day off

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What's the difference between my car and a pile of dead babies? You can't eat my car.

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Josh Hamilton walks into a bar.

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A horse walked into a bar. Animal control was immediately called and the horse was returned to it's original owner.

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what did the little girl with no arms or legs get for her birthday? a bike.

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What's worse than 1000 babies tied to a tree? 1 baby tied to 1000 trees.

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Adam gives a new view of roid rage

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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