- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Hey I had a wet and dirty dream about you last night. Really? What happened? You got hit by a bus and I pissed myself laughing. .......

Q: What is worse than bitting in to an apple and finding a worm? A: Bitting in to a worm and finding an apple.

What do you call 10,000 lawers jumping out of a plane? A good start.

What happens when you stab a black man? An equal race rights protest.

You are in England which has a law about not moving traffic when these idk some kinda swans cross the road. You see a fat woman in a car and she is waiting for the swans to cross the road and she can't drive the car else she would get in trouble by law. What do you do? Feed her

Q:What happened to the fat man that rode a roller coaster? A:He had fun

watermelons are red, pineapples are yellow. i'm not a poet, say hello for me.

Why did the black guy go to jail, because he did illegal stuff.

A black guy WALKS out of prison.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

Blonde Entrepeneurs

How do you torture Helen Keller? Give her a cheese-grater and tell her it's a book.

What comes to mind when you say the word "Mind?" Your Mind

What did the town guard say to the adventurer? "I used to be an adventurer like you, but then I got a full-time job so that I could support my family and spend more time with my children."

Why do girls wear perfume? Because they smell and they're ugly

Going for the Dislike record woot I farted!

Why can't Stevie Wonder read? Because he's black...

Knock Knock! Who's there? So. So who? Cares.

Q. What did the priest and the atler boy do in the back room of the church? A. Disscussed their feelings about the different meanings that could be derived from the daily scripture reading.

imagine a world without santa ill make it easy, lookout the window

Knock Knock. Who's there? Child Protection Services. ...............

Why did the boy rip out all of his hair? He was insane.

A black man walks into a bar. A few minutes later a jewish man enters. Next door, a twelve year old girl is crying over the tragic death of her mother due to terminal cancer.

Why did the girl ask her brother for aids? Because her room was a mess

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