- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the baby that wondered into oncoming traffic? It got hit by a truck.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To warn people on the other side that the sky was falling

what starts with b and ends with itch pickle

hey what are you eating there? a giant scorpion that tried to rape me.

Q: What is black and hangs from a tree? A: Kevin Towers

Q: How can you fit 1000 jews in one car? A: The Ashtray

What's up? The sky.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Chuck Norris' cheese

Knock knock Who's there? Joke Joke who? Auntie Joke Great, could you bake me those cookies I like.

Why did the elephant cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken

why was the boy mad at school? something probably upset him.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Wats worse than bitting into apple and finding a worm Bitting into an apple and finding an alligator

One jew, three Canadians and a Dutch man walk into the bar. The jew buys a beer for the Dutch guy, then the Dutch guy responds with.. "Thank you."

How do you save someones life? Do not kill them.

Jesse ziggenfat hates his life. He's really obese. Just like his mom...and his sister...and his brother.....and his dad.... And his dog? Bacon?

I was going to tell my mom an anti-joke. Then she died.

A woman refuses to make a sandwich and walks away unharmed.

What did Helen Keller's parents do when they were displeased with her behavior? They beat the shit out of her.

There was a dedicates Muslim man on a plane. He was travelling to Melbourne for a business conference so he could help support his family as well as he can.

So a man walks into a bar, he meets a few friends, has a few beers, and at the end of the night he calls a cab to drive him home

Both my milk chocolate and my white chocolate are brown. Why? I crapped on my white chocolate.

Your mom’s so dumb she forgot to update her WordPress installation and now she has pharmaceutical links all over her page.

How many licks does it take to get to the tootsie roll center of a tootsie pop? 124

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