A man walks into a bar. He recieves a concussion and dies of internal bleeding 3 hours later.

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Please spell dyslexia.

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What do we want? Chips!! When do we want them? Chips

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Your mother is so ugly that she looks like you.. :)

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What do A Canary and a Groundhog have in common? Nothing, Groundhogs can fly, and Canaries can't dig.

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Light Yagami. I'm a gay light bulb :D

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A man finds a lamp on the beach so decides to rub it. Nothing happens.

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What is good about the holocaust? It is over

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Q: What did one dog say to the other dog? A: "Bitch!"

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dislike this...please.

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Whats Black and hangs from a tree? A Tire(:

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women's rights

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Roses are red Violets are penis

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue I have a Gun Get in the Van

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Sandusky went from Penn State, to the State Penn.

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Cornbread ain't nothin wrong with that.

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A young man read a book. He then went back to the library to return the book, but got killed in a car crash on the way there.

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Where's Waldo? Nowhere. Waldo is a fictional character. He doesn't exist.

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How did Muhammed Ali get into Professional Boxing? With a lot of hard work and dedication.

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As Vanilla Ice once said, "If there's a problem ill resolve it."

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Why did the Jew fall off a cliff? Someone pushed him

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Justin Beiber and a speaker = no hearing within a 25 mile area

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What do you call a blond british girl a blond britishngirl

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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