What did the boy with no arms get for christmas? heart worms

A man walks into a bar. He orders a few drinks, and goes home an hour or so later.

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What do a grape and a plane have in common? They both have wings... except for the grape!

whats gayer than 2 homosexuals? 3 homosexuals.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Women's rights.

Whats black and white and red / read all over * a bloody penquin * nun falling down the slairs * news paper * a clumsey panda

What did the orange elephant with 6 legs say? Kill me.

Why cant Roger drive a tractor? Because Roger is a goldfish.

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What did the prostitute get after sex? Syphilis... she got syphilis

Q: how do you get a girl with one arm to fall out a tree? Wave and wait for her to wave back.

Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue, My Heart Skips A Beat, When I Think Of You! :D

What did Tarzan say when the monkeys came over the hill? Hey look, the monkeys are coming over the hill.

Penis in a butthole. Consentual Sex.

What did the boy do when he was bored and broke? He took to the streets selling illicit drugs such as cocaine. Although dangerous, the rush from said danger solved his boredom problem. On top of this, there is a huge market for such substances and he was not broke for much longer.

Wanna hear a joke? JORDAN SANDERS IN A RELATIONSHIP.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? neither has he

What do you call cheese that isn't your's? Someone else's cheese.

What do you get when you cross a zombie with a beer? Nothing because zombies are just another subject dealing with the occult.

What does a snake and a dog have in common? They are both reptiles but except the dog.

Your time.

guess what chicken butt

If you're doing a maths test, what type of pickles are best when licking a baseball bat? Sasquatch

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