- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was Jonas's big success? Being Steven Spielbergs lead actor in his famous 1982 film.

Why did the dog cross the road? He didn't, he got run over

OMG this totally works! Step 1: Hold your breath Step 2: Die

Person 1 What's good? Person 2 Your mom's love making

What's the difference between a white person and a black person? The presence of melanin in their skin, as well as often their socioeconomic and cultural backgrounds.

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What did the blind man say to the librarian? Hello, I am looking for books that are published in braille.

Where did Sally go when the bomb hit her? All over. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally

roses are red, violets are blue, charcoal is black, and my neighbor is too.

Your mom is SO ugly, I entered her in an ugly contest, and she came in fourth place!

How many drunk Irishmen did it take to change the lightbulb? None, the bulb was fine.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Blonds are cute and so are u.

What do you call a black person that went to medical school? A doctor

What is blue and smells like red paint, Blue Paint

Q: What do you call a dog after the dentist? A: A dog.

Why does Susie fall off the swing? I shot her in the head with a pistol.

What's bigger than the Loch Ness Monster? Loch Ness.

Want to hear a dirty joke? A horse fell in the mud.

Whats big red and eats rocks? A big red rock eater

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

What happened to Emma? I raped her!

A jew, a catholic and an atheist are in the desert. They see a dusty lamp. They take it and rub it. Once the lamp is clean, they put it back on the sand and kep walking.

Where did little Sally go after the explosion? Everywhere

One day a black man, a white man, and an Asian man decide to bet on who has the longest penis. The white man wins by 1/18th of an inch, effectively disproving the stereotype. They all go home a little gayer for the experience.

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