- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because chickens are rather unintelligent animals which evidently do not understand the dangers of crossing a busy road.

roses are red violets are blue shut the fuck up or ill fuck you

don't look behind you

I ate a pancake for breakfast not

Doctor- Mr. Smith I have some bad news for you. Mr. Smith- Just tell it to me straight. How long have I got? Doctor- Not long. Mr. Smith- OK.

You know what they say about men with large feet? Large shoes.

Ah dead on it was all Taggart!!!

whats worse than bitting into a apple a finding a worm? bitting into ur apple an finding out u have just killed noddy who was hiding in ur apple

the website says jokes, yet these are all facts.

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Ryan Chang is funny.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Having sexaual relations with your own mother.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck would? Probably a lot of wood.

Knock, Knock... Who's there An abandoned baby

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What's hard and straight going in, and soft and sticky coming out? chewing gum

Knock Knock? Who's There? Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson who? Shut up and give me ma dam candy women!

Why don't blind men skydive? Because it would be unwise for a man who can't see to be jumping out of planes, completely unaware of his surroundings.

What's red and invisible? No tomatoes.

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Chuck norris eats nails for breakfast. This is most likely the cause of his bleeding stomach and acid reflux.

If a tree falls in the forest does a woman hear it? Probably, but the real question is why is there a tree in the kitchen?

why was the horse sad his wife had terminal cancer

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it was hit by a bus.

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