When Life gives you lemons... Squeeze the juice right back into Life's eyes!

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Asians

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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what happened to the drug addict? he go high

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how did little johnny die? i killed him

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Q: Wanna hear a dirty joke? A: Your mother sucks.

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Im going to france... Why To get french fries! Have fun Im back with a $10000bill to pay Wheres the fries Shit

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asparagus

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? Because they smell bad and are ugly.

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Worst joke to tell an orphan. Knock knock. Who's there. Not your parents

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Are you a human?

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How do you keep someone in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow.

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how do kill a black guy? shoot him in the face

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What has two feet and cant walk? a cripple

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what do you call a bear on a unicycle? improbable.

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How does a plumber cross the street? Using his legs

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What did little Jimmy say when he saw a group of dancing blue penguins dressed as cannibal clowns with saucers on their head ? "What the f*ck"

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Why can't the T-Rex clap his hands? Because he's dead.

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Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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Like my post because I have no friends And then don't like it

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Why was the little boy sad? Because a stranger stole his shirt.

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What's 9 plus 10? 19

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What is underneath Chuck Norris' Beard? His Chin

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What do you call a black man with a well paid job? A sucess and a credit to himself and his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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