- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a piece grass just mowed. A black person.

A kid walked into a bar, but was kicked out immediately as state law mandates you must be 21 to be withing 12 feet of an operable bar.

Whats the difference between a cat and a dog? Nothing a cat and a dog is an extremely different species.

A man walks into a bar and sees a jar filled with money. He asks the bartender, "What`s all this money for?" The bartender replies, "It`s Breast Cancer Awareness month and we are collecting donations." The man puts in $5, and continues on with his night.

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What did the deaf man say to the blind man? Look out there's a bus in front of you

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What object do bananas look like? Bananas.

First person: Knock, knock. Second person: Who's there? First person: You know. Second person: 'You know' who? First person: O.O LORD VOLDEMORT!

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Why did sam and jolanda drop their pudding? They got hit by a flying tree.

Whats worse than the Holocaust? Stubbing your toe

One day i had to piss. I went to the bathroom.

Why did the blonde drown in the bathtub? Her father repeatedly molested her and beat her mother, she no longer wanted to live in such a life and promptly committed suicide

Whats worse then a pile of dead babies? One live baby at the bottom, eating its way out.

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

yo mama so fat that the doctor asked for her weight not her phone number!

Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? Nope.

Knock, knock Who's there? Europe Europe who? No, I'm not, you're a poo!

What did robin say to batman before they got I the car........ Get in the car.

There once was a man from berlin He knocked on a door to go in He got such a fright When the house did ignite That he never went knocking again

a guy walks into a bar the barman says "what'll it be?"

why was ej's penis hard? because he had just got done having fine exquisit sex which he had ejaculated with a sturn body builder name frank who he had been seeing for the past few months.

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