Yo momma's so dumb, she's not smart.

WNBA

i joined the nazis... but 2 days later i found out i am a jew

what did the turkey say on thanks giving? Nothing, he's dead, we ate him!

Obama

What's black and white and eats like a horse? A zebra.

i love huge wieners.

A man walked into a bar. He ended up in the hospital being treated for a concussion.

What's worse than your family dying in a fire? Nothing, that really sucks.

YOLO MAH BROLO

The graduate with a Science degree asks, "Why does it work?" The graduate with an Engineering degree asks, "How does it work?" The graduate with an Accounting degree asks, "How much will it cost?" The graduate with a Liberal Arts degree asks, "Do you want fries with that?"

If I could change one thing about the alphabet, knd stte bporw xzuor flllle !

Why did Hellen Keller get hit by a car? She didn't see it coming. (TD)

What did Justin Bieber say when he felt funny? Wheres my tampon

What's the difference between babies and butter? You can't pitchfork butter.

Roses are bacon Violets are red I have a gun I'm not very original.

A: Knock Knock! B: Come in!

So a disabled man walks into a bar...

Moral Man Solid V: The Pain Phantom.

Why shouldn't you download music? Various reasons.

what do u call a girl with cancer? bald.

roses are red, violets are red, my garden is on fire

Congratulations, sir. The judge has determined that the charges of traffic violation against you were indeed incorrect, and you will be given a large sum of cash for your wasted time.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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