- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill Smith, we went to high school together. Oh hey Bill, come on in.

Whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? Banana. Knock knock Who's there? You're in-laws. Bet you wish I said banana

a man walks into horse bar

In Soviet Russia ? ??? ??? ????????.

Q: How many jews does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 6 million and 1

why did the dog go inside the church? cuz the door was open.

how do you get a taco? Buy one!

i love huge wieners.

A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock (pause) A: Knock knock B: (frustrated), I thought we had that damn thing fixed!!!

a fat black man walks into an aquarium he was quickly shot down because he was mistaken for a whale.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

Did you hear the story about the divorcee who was concerned about ecology? Her husband had been hitting her. Good for her to get away from that kind of abuse.

Why did the chicken cross the road? he wanted to.

Your mom is so fat, that it causes great concern for her family.

Did you know Hellen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard? Neither did she.

How do you make time fly? You throw a clock off a building

Why was the little boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face. Why was the little girl sad? Because it was her frog.

Q. How is a monkey like a tricycle? A. They both have handlebars... except for the monkey.

Yo mama so fat, she farts dust

A guy walks into a bar. He orders a coke. The bartender looks at the gentlemen with a little smile and says "Just a coke?"

Do you like flowers NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOW GET ME A COKE! And a pizza

Jennifer Kim is the nicest person I have ever met, everyone loves her.

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