As if it helps your self esteem: Nothing yet, Be the first to comment.

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why shouldn't hellen keller drive? because she's a woman

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Why was the guy shot? He was a soldier in World War 2. Lots of people were shot.

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"I like my women like I like my spare tires, in the trunk of my car." -Paul Alangadan

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what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor?

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why did the chicken cross the road? To prove to the possum it can be done.

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What do you get when you have sex with a $10 prostitute? Nothing, she's clean. She may be low-scale, but she'll be damned if she's not careful.

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Flab

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The French guy and the Italian guy got in the bar at the same time, but they didn't talk as they didn't know each other.

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What's worse than standing in line at Walmart? Being raped. What's worse than paying an outrageous amount for whatever it is you bought at Walmart? Being pregnant with a rape baby.

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How do you make a blonde happy? Do something that causes that person to release endorphins.

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what do you call someone who kills jews? a life saver

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Chuck norris walked into a bar. He went up to the bartender, clenched his fists and gave him some money

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whats the differnce between a corvette and a pile of dead babies??? i dont have a corvette in my garage.

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Whats hairless, looks like a bel end and stinks of onions. Adey Bradley

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What do you eat when you watch porn? Corn

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How do you confuse a blonde? Tell an Anti-Joke.

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Whats worst than getting screwed. Your mother

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Joe Biden

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What's pink, wrinkly and hangs out your trousers? Your nan.

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Tommy got hit by a truck Knock knock Whos there Not tommy

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How do you avoid dying? You can't everything dies.

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I grammer is gooder then yours.

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Why did the car stop? It ran out of gas.

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