- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the woman making a sandwich in the kitchen? because at the age of 3 she faced the hard reality of being nothing more in life then serving her husband to the day she die

Knock knock Who's there? Rick Rick who? Your wife's boss. I regret to inform you that your wife has sustained a injury on the job and she is in intensive care... I also regret to inform you that your insurance doesn't cover the injury

How big is kevins Dick? Idk ask his mom!

A guy went to a haunted house on Friday the thirteenth… it gave him a small fright and he continued on with his day

Q: Why are black people so good at basketball? A: Because they are black!

Knock knock Who's there? Police Police who? You're under arrest, open up or we'll knock your door down

What happened when the turtle rolled over on his back? It proceeded to die because it couldnt find a way to roll over. An African tribe then decided to make the recently decised turtle into a delicious soup that lasted him and his family three days.

what did the man see in the mirror? Nothing, he was blind.

What do you call someone in Manhattan who goes to see a Broadway show and then stops in at a local bar for a few drinks? A taxi, if they request you do so.

Q. Why Did The Blond Have The Biggest Boobs In The Third Grade? A. Because She's 21

What do you get when you combine Seth Rogen and Harrison Ford? A very risky and expensive medical experiment.

Women's Rights.

Why did the mormon walk into a bar? He didn't. Mormons don't drink.

The priest, rabbi and Lady Gaga walk into a bar. Lady Gaga performs on stage, while the priest and rabbi listen.

What is worse than a fly in your soup? Getting hit by a train.

Why do teenagers, especially girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Answer: Because he promotes himself worldwide and creates a fanbase large enough to promote his career thus increasing profits which provides him a better quality of life and great financial future

Dat ass, or dem titties? Your choice.

What did the rabbit say to the rabbi? ...RABBITS DO NOT TALK! So then the rabbi said, "In that case you must be a hare!"

What do you call a young child being beating to death with a spiked club? Arousing.

Why doesn't Gary like me? Because I killed his family and fed them to him.

A Jew and a German walk in a bar. they've accepted their peoples past and learned to move on with their lives

you want to hear a joke? sure... too bad

A black man walks into a bar with a parot on his shoulder. The bartender says "Hey you can't bring that in here!" The Parot replies "Sorry i'll have him wait outside."

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