- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is worse than getting mud on your brand new t-shirt Getting stabbed.

Why was Michelle crying? I don't know. Neither do I.

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

Why does Michael J. Fox make the best milkshakes? Because he uses only the finest ingedients.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did Sally fall off of the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock. Whose there? Not Sally.

what do outgoing girls get on spring break? raped.

What's a black man's favorite food? It depends.

How do you make a blonde scream? Set her on fire.

What's the difference between a Justin Beiber concert and a hedgehog? With a hedgehog, the pricks are on the outside, but in a Justin Beiber concert, the pricks are on the inside.

2 women were sitting quietly

Why did Adele suck the doctors dick? LOL, did you think the doctor really got her to open her mouth all the time so he could "look at her sick throat"

how to you kill a black man. with a weapon.

There's a pair of siamese twins.....One of them's gay.

why was Austin sad cause his dick fell off

Girl-Does this dress make me look fat? Boy-Hell yea you do, wait, let me speak your language...... Cows go MOOOOO -Ryan V

What do you call a pen sitting on a counter? A righting utensil not being currently used.

Old McDonald had a farm But due to the lack of government subsidies, he was unable to make his mortgage payments, causing the bank to foreclose on his property.

How did the boy fly? he had wings.

What's grey got white stripes and can't climb trees? Car park.

Two Jews were fighting over a penny and then they realizde that they may be made fun of for this and quickly stopped.

why are black people good at basketball? because they practice

Two men walk into a bar. The third man ducks.

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