- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's black and white, and red all over ? A: A penguin in a blender.

Why did the boy drop his Ice cream? A terrorist threw a refrigerator at him.

man: so where did you two meet? man tied to flower: in the produce section.

Why should you be concerned when you see a mexican riding a bike? because he probably wasnt wearing a helmet

Who can you NOT apply the term "Gentle Giant" to? Dwarfs.

Why did the chicken cross the road To get to the other side

Q. how did the blond get a college degree in medicine? A. she studied hard and aced her final exam.

whats harder than watching a dog get hit by a bus? my boner..

Your mom is so fat, you might be dyslexic

Why did bob die Cause he got hit by a mailbox

Roses are red Violets are red Daisies are red Tulips are red Magnolias are red Weeds are red Carnations are red Crap, my gardens on fire.

Sometimes people get confused when sentences don't end the way they elephant.

Why was little billy sad? He had a crouton stuck up his asshole.

What do you call a guy selling drugs? A pharmacist

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she was born with the disorders of being blind and deaf. For any human, having blindness and deafness makes driving a near impossible task.

Why was the first name of the boy 'Price'? His parents were Hamsters.

dumbledore says,"today we will learn new spells,any questions?" a student says,"are you serious?" dumbledore says,"no he is in jail for a crime he didn't commit,sort of like the a-team."

What did Jeff say to the guy who stole his car? Can I have my car back.

Q: What did the black guy say when he stubbed his toe? A: Ouch.

What did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bike with no handle bars or pedals.

What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cata dont talk.

what happened to the autistic child that traveled to antarctica? he died.

Why did the cookie go to the docter? Because he was dieing of terminal cancer.

A British man walks into a dental office.

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