- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a bird on the beach? A seagull.

How do you fix America's national security issues? Nuke russia

crime in multi story is wrong on so many levels!

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o q r s t u v w x y z i left out p.

How is the difference between a door? Its a chicken, because they don't have wheels.

What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? Drowning.

A: ask me if I'm a truck. B: why? A: just ask me. B: are you a truck? A: no.

what colour is a frog green you idiot

One time I went into a haunted house. It was just pretend ghosts but then I saw a real ghost there. It was scary.

A woman walks into a bar. She gets hit on by every guy in the bar. After hours of being hit on she finally has enough and asks the guys to stop. The guys Say "ok im sorry". She leaves.

What did the wise old widow across the street get for Hanukkah? Cardiac Arrest.

Why was Steve buried in Australia? Because he was dead.

What did the German say to the Jew? I'm not quite sure; I don't speak German.

What is big and white and will kill you if it falls from a tree? My d**k.

What's dead? Your mum.

Q: What's white, sticky, and is swallowed by most women? A: Ice Cream

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

What's better than winning gold at the special Olympics? Not being retarded. - Blake Woodman

How do you kill a dinosaur? You don't. It's already dead.

roses are red violets are blue i took your cup to the bathroom ...thats not really apple juice:)

Knock. Knock Who's there? Jim. Jim who? Jim your best friend.

What did the tourist in Africa get? A souvenior.

what is funnier then a man with AIDS? -nearly anything as AIDS is a serious medical condition and could be potentially lethal

Why did Timmy stop running? He got hit by a bus

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