- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many Norwegians does it take to change a light bulb? Only one. But all the replacements are high-tolerance, long-life and non-dimmable.

What did the girl say to the guy raping her? Stop.

What's the most annoying thing in the world? Yourself. (Your friends are saying it too, behind your back)

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it lacks the cognitive reasoning ability necessary to determine that walking into oncoming traffic will surely result in death

(Pretend that your adopted, and no one loves you) Knock Knock Who's there? Not your parents.

-Knock knock -Go away -Breaks door and shoots

A blond, a brunette, and redhead are trapped on an island. They all try to swim across shark infested waters to the mainland. While they're swimming, the blond turns to the redhead and says, "This water is mildly cold." The redhead replies "Yeah."

9/11

Why did Jimmy fail his math test? Because he had a mental disability

Your mom is so stupid she had a hard time graduating high school.

why?

Your mama is so stupid she had to go back to school to get her GED in order to get a job that could properly support her family.

How do you know if it's to late to turn your homework in? When the time allotted is up.

What did the Mexican say to the Black guy? Nice to meet you Mr. President. I'm Antonio Villaraigosa, the Mayor of Los Angeles.

What did the grandson inherit when his grandmother died? Nothing, they both were killed in a tragic car accident.

A patient walks into a clinic and says, "Doctor, Doctor! I feel like a pair of curtains!" The doctor replies, "I have no interest in whether or not you feel like purchasing items to spruce up your home."

justin bieber

Why is Alan in the hospital? Because he got cancer.

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing because muffins can't talk. The other muffin replied, 'What an odd conversation starter!'

What did the muffin say to the oven? Obviously nothing since neither one can talk.

Q: Whats the difference between a Chicken and Your Mom? A: I dont eat the chicken

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your mom is so poor that she is unable to pay for your child care leaving you to have a terrible childhood, troubled adolescence, and eventually lie passed out in an alley after OD'ing off of heroin.

What's worst then the holocaust, titanit and 9-11 4 bee stings.

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