- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You're in a room with your friend, and you see some one being eaten by a monster. Who's getting eaten? No one, monsters aren't real.

Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says "Is it hot in here?" The other muffin says "Yes. It feels like 425 degrees."

What do you call a dog that's half poodle, half bulldog? A dog.

Ill wait for you as long as you need Nero, I am just so glad you are alive and well... I know you, you would not be this chatty unless you where doing far worse, I know you will recover, dont think about the time for my sake, ill refresh this page every five minutes or so.

Knock Knock Come in

I'd type a joke about dicks but it's too long.

roses are red violets are black i hope your chest is not as flat as your back.

Why didn't the 13 year old Black boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the man do when he saw there was water spilled on his desk? He waited two hours for it to evaporate because he was too lazy to wipe it up.

What is invisible and smells like rabbits? Bunny farts.

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frost bite.

What did the pie say to the other pie? "I'm hungry" So he ate the other pie.

Sudden Infant Death Syndrome.

A duck walked into a bar. He asked for a drink and the bartender gave him it

A blond, a brunette, and a red-head are standing on the edge of a cliff. They then realize how dangerous that is and proceed to back away and view the canyon at a safe distance.

Why did the computer crash? Because the driver transporting the computer to his friend lost control of his vehicle.

Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who? Knock knock? Who's there? Alzheimer's, Alzheimer's who?

How can you upset Helen Keller? In Braille spell out that she can't see or hear the hunger games

No. Yes.

How do you make a mother at the playground cry? You steal her 3 year old daughter

Your everything I've ever dreamed of you sing like a bird your gorgeous your funny your friendly your sensitive your caring your unique and one day I will kill you.

whats da difference between a black people and grass. there both black except for the grass.

Ask me if you can see my dinosaur. Can I see your dinosaur? No dinosaurs don't exist sillyhead!

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