Girl: what comes after 69? Boy: 70. Girl: no,toothpaste! Boy: ...

What did the veterinarian say to the dog? Ohhh who is a good dog? You are!

What's the difference between a baseball player on the Yankees, and one on the Red Sox? One was named Jeff, the other wasn't.

What sound does a baby make in a blender? Idk, i was too busy masturbating to hear.

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? As much as he wants to.

why did the chicken cross the road to get to the other side

Why did the Black Man sit at the back of the bus? Because all the other seats were taken.

What happened to the boy who wanted to jump off a cliff? He jumped off a cliff.

Why do women get pregnant? Beacuse it hurts and they deserve it.

Two cows were on a field, one cow say "moo", the other... didn't say anything because it wasn't a cow

A Knock, Knock B There's no door. What are you knocking on?

I'll be back. Please use the door.

how do u get a nun pregnant? dress her up as an alter boy

why did the bus crash the driver was an alcoholic and was drunk he killed 8 people upon impact.

What's the best thing about 27 year old's? There are 20 of them.

what's faster than a snail? Usain Bolt

Buy one packet of condoms for the price of two packets of condoms, and you will be given a second packet of condoms ABSOLUTLEY FREE!

Roses are red, violets are blue, I don't like anyone who is not a straight, white male.

Why did the Hispanic man have no job? Because we are in a recession, and work is hard to come by in this tough economy.

I enjoy owboy butt sex with big black men please call me at 9528579236

What do you call two black men kicking a ball? Soccer.

Why didn't the girl put on her mascara? Because she was too poor to buy any.

A Rabbi, a Priest, and an Atheist walk into a restaurant. They receive terrible service, and do not leave a tip.

A man walks into a bar. He pulls out a knife, shoots the bar tender, and then kills himself.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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