Knock Knock Come in

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Tom Petty walks into a bar and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you are visibly intoxicated. We cannot sell you liquor." The bar explodes because someone said no to Tom Petty.

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whats the difference between a nigga and a bucket of shit? the bucket

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Knock, knock. Come in.......

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What type of ruler lies? A shatter resistant one

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Why cant little billy jump? He was aborted.

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Why did the milkman die? Because everyone dies.

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a blonde and a brunette sit down to take an IQ test. They both scored above average and were very proud.

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You mamma so fat, she should consider going on a diet.

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What do you call a helicopter above Hawaii? A helicopter.

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A man is on his way home from a business trip and walks into his house. He is quite as to not wake up his wife or kids. He gets to the bedroom to find his wife in bed with the neighbor. He is shocked at what he came home to and decides to file for divorce. She was a stay at home mom and loses everything because of the divorce. The man woke up from his horrible nightmare and kissed his wife on the cheek. She has always been faithful. He decides to tell her about the dream and, for insurance, emphasizes the part where she loses everything in the divorce. They happily live out the rest of their lives together.

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Why was Bill in jail? He stabbed 17 black people because they didn't deserve welfare checks.

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Why did the white guy feel awkward at the black people convention? He didn't know anyone there

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What did the baby get for its 1st birthday? Nothing it was aborted.

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wanna hear a joke? not really

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What was the pirates grade? Arrr That isn't a valid grade

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Don't think of granny porn

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Q: What did the anorexic girl do for thanksgiving? A: Nothing, she was paralyzed from a fall 2 days prior and nobody had found her yet.

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Knock Knock Who's there I have Alzheimer's I have Alzheimer's who? Knock Knock

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Kerry Katona becomes independent.

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why is liam baldy because his dad is too

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Roses are red Violets are blue im a retard dictionary

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A. Your mamma is so stuiped she starved to death in a grocary store.

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What does the Jewish man and the Atheist have in common? They both believe in a god. Except the Atheist.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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