q. what did the fat guy get from burger king a. heart disease

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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whats the difference between a joke and the holocaust? ...There both funny..Exept for the Holocaust.

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Roses are red. Violets are purple. Haha. Purple.

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Did you hear about the black guy who got into college? Actually, there are nearly 10,00 African Americans who get accepted into college every year. This specific black male is notable because of his stellar grades and his activity in his community.

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What did the liberian man say to the kid he just spat on? You have ebola. and probably aids.

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Cold camel scrotum.

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A man powers up his computer but then realizes he's in China.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 murdered 4 and 5 then raped 10

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Nancy Nancy who? Nancy.

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What is green and red and spins around? A frog in a blender

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How do you make a tissue dance? You put a little boogie into in!

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what did helen keller name her dog? scruffy

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Whats the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? A blonde is a Homo sapien (Latin for knowing man), a primate species of mammal with a highly developed brain, belonging to the family of great apes, along with chimpanzees, bonobos, gorillas, and orangutans . A mosquito on the other hand is a common insect in the family Culicidae (from the Latin culex meaning midge or gnat).

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You are driving a bus. At the first stop, 12 people get on and 7 get off At the second stop, 13 people get on and 11 get off At the third stop, 7 people get off the bus. You turn the bus off get out and go home.

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Why do they call it a clock radio?... because it's both.

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Q: How many light bulbs does it take to change a blonde? A: One, if she tries to swallow it.

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why was the girl screaming? She was getting raped from behind by her dad.

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-Knock Knock. -Come in.

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3 people walk into a bar. They order the same drinks. Upon receiving these drinks, they all promptly left. This is not a funny joke.

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Roses are black. Violets are grey. I'm a dog...

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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