- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Ocean say to the Sky? Nothing, it just waved.

Q: Why was the blonde in a black car? A: Becasue the car was a herse and she was killed a week before in an accident where the other driver was drunk Becasue his wife had left him with no money and no kids to come home to.

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why'd the women leave the kitchen? her chain broke

Q: What do you get when Justin Bieber gets his own tv show? A: suiside!

roses are red violets are blue oranges are......

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Why did the dog bark at the tall white man? Because the tall white man was in the process of attempting to rob the house in which said dog was situated. The dog was merely defending its patch.

What's the funniest part about this site? You're alone and reading this joke instead of getting a date.

whats worse than the Holocaust....6 million Jews

I WILL DESTROY ISIS

I ate high protein foods and now my flatulence smells wrank.

A Jew, an Atheist, and a Muslim walk into a bar. They each drink a bottle, have a conversation, and leave.

a ginger has a soul

How do you survive in the wilderness? You nail an orphan to a rock underwater.

how do you keep a black kid from jumping on the bed? pick up a parenting book ask him nicely try a time out not care because he's a kid and hes supposed to jump on beds?

What did the Lumberjack say before cutting down the tree? Nothing, it's his job.

What is hotter than two girls making out? The Sun.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

What did the great political leader say in order to calm the riot. There were no definable words. He merely screamed as the riot swallowed him and tore him apart.

What is big, red, and beats rocks? A big, red, rock beater.

Your mom is so fat, She should go to a doctor because her cholesterol is abnormally high.

What did Santa get for a young boy? A gun.

Why couldnt the boy lick his elbows? Because he lost his arms after he was violently beaten by his drunk father with a bat.

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