What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the others a watermelon

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Why did hitler need glasses? Because he could Nazi.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Mom Mom who? Open the door idiot

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A jewish man walks into a bar because he was thirsty.

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Roses are red, violets are blue and the sun is very hot

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Me: "Dad! Can you make me a sandwich?" Dad: "Poof! You are now a sandwich."

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Why did the spider cross the road? He was stapled to the chickens back.

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what do you get when you combine a cat and a dog? nothing since it is impossible to combine a cat and a dog

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why was the Black man Running? Because he was trying to get in shape for the Olympics.

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How do you put 100 babys in a bucket? A blender

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Penis-Pump

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What is the difference between black people and HIV? They are of a specific ethnicity whom which share specific ideals and background; whilst the other is a virus contracted from sexual intercourse.

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whats wierder than two lesbians kissing two homos kissing

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What do you call a sandwich that has sandwich on it? A sandwich.

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What do you get if you cross a black man with a sword? A dead black man

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A man goes to the doctor suspecting he might have erectile dysfunction. The doctor raises an eyebrow and asks, "Does it come up a lot?" "No."

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An asian loses to you in starcraft..

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A gay man walks into a bar has a few drinks then goes home without being recognized as a homosexual.

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How did the cat die of indigestion? Indigestion

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Me: Hello. You: Oh, hi. Me: How are you today? You: I'm fat.

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Why didn't the blonde make it in a gun circle? The blonde yelled "Fire"

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they!

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So a woman is in the kitchen. And she makes the most delicious turkey salad for her 4 hungry children and her husband. They love Jesus

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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