- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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"Spell 'horse'" "H-O-U-Z-E" "No, that's incorrect. You failed the spelling test, you stupid fool."

Why did the boy go to heaven? He was in an airplane.

where did Bob go during the bombing attacks? All over the walls.

A very ugly man with has sex with a lamb because he is so ugly. He subsequently gets ghonorhea and dies 2 years later of brain cancer.

If push pops give life a push, Then isn't your mailbox purple?

Why couldn't Jim pogo-stick? He didn't have one.

Do thumbs down me likes in this anti joke website?

What did the fox say to the blonde? "Hello". The girl then captured the fox and sold it to the government.

What's worse than finding an apple in your wo- wait, what?!

If a tree falls in the forest does anybody really care?

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What did chuck Norris say to the docter Nothing he never has to go to a hospital

When life throws you lemons, duck.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have Tourette's, Cheese on toast.

A dog walked into the forest and saw a whale in a puddle

How do u get an A in algebra? Train a possum.

Why did the teenager cross the road? To get an abortion.

Your mama is so fat... Haha, that's a good joke.

emma: how will we survive zombies? mat t: just give me a blow job ......4 seconds later emma: so what now?

How did bob Marley quit doing Drugs?

Q: What do you call a Mexican who gets his car stolen. A: Pablo

'Knock knock' 'who's there?' 'Whinny the poo' 'Whinny the poo who?' 'Whinny the poo'

Why did the 15 year old girl not enjoy her taco? Because the man making her taco was kid napped and replaced with a female that forgot to put cheese on it.

How do you make a baby cry? Drop a brick on its head.

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