Person 1: I have one question: What are those?!?!?!?!?! Person 2 : Their shoes you Dimwit. Person 1: (runs away crying) -by Mekkhi

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A snake walks into a bar

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a big dick, Now suck it you fucking bitch!

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What's brown and sticky? Shit

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What noise does a dead dog make ? Nothing its dead

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Yo momma so fat She has heart problems

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What did the Jew say to the other Jew? Found a penny the other day....

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It just didn't.

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What do you call a black man that has sex with women against their will? A rapist. The fact that he is black does not pertain to this situation.

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why is the asian still in the driveway? her car broke down

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A man walks into a bar and gets drunk. He then goes home and proceeds beating his many wives in a drunken fit of rage.

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Q: What did Delaware? A: A black dress. She was on her way to her father's funeral.

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What did one black guy say to the other black guy? I haven't thought of it yet....

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Why was Adolf Hitler such a bad man? Because he never kissed his wife goodbye.

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what does a pickle and a computer have in common? ... they both have a mouse.

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A woman is home washing her dishes when she suddenly slips banging her head on a cabinet. She passed out for a few seconds, then woke to find a great gash on her left cheek, fairly spurting blood. At the emergency room, the doctor asks, "How did this happen?" The woman replied, "My boy friend tried to drown me."

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Knock, knock (No one was home)

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boy1: whats blue and goes blub blub? boy2:i dont know boy1:a blue blub blub boy1: whats green and goes blub blub? boy2:a green blub blub boy1:no. there is no such thing called a green blub blub

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I like my women like I like my coffee, without a dick

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want to hear a joke? so a guy comes into a bar, wait no it was a horse so a guy comes into a horse,,,

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Why does a trash can smell bad? Because there's trash in it.

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Oh my God, my friend just got hit by a truck. Lets go get ice cream

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whats worse than having your bike stolen? Getting raped

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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