- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A Chinese man walked into a bar. He now has a minor concussion.

Q: What was the little boy doing in the deep end of the swimming pool? A: Drowning.

Robert supra not deep throwing kaleb law wrench

Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, HOLY SHIT MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE

What do you call 100 black people at the bottom of the ocean? An unfortunate tragedy and astonishingly ironic curcumstance.

How do you drown a blonde? You hold her head underwater for a long time.

what's the difference between a chicken and a grape? They're both purple........ except for the chicken

A germaphobe is in a room full of sick people. He leaves.

why did the baby die because it was diagnosed with lukimia

Whos the best Jewish Cook? Hitler.

Q: Little black thing with a little red thing on it. What is it?! A: Ant with a broken nose...

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? 1027

Why don't men ask for directions? They want to appear knowledgeable and strong. Asking for directions is sometimes considered a sign of weakness.

A muslim bought tickets for a 3pm flight. It was 11am, so in the mean time, he went to a bar to loosen up. His bomb vest accidently went off early, killing everyone in the bar. The flight arrived on-time in San Fransico.

how do you kill a blonde? the way you would kill anyone, here are some examples gun knife noose or orange. wait wtf who kills someone with an orange

What do you call a hispanic and black man flying a plane? A pilot and his co-pilot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man forgets to hang his food in a tree on a camping trip. A bear comes and kills his wife and two kids but leaves the man to live with the guilt for the rest of his life.

How did the asian woman's car get totaled She was hit by a drunk driver

roses are red, violets? are blue, Im not good at poems, tits

There's 2 cows, one says to the other "What do you think of Mad Cow Disease?" The other says, "I don't care I'm a helicopter"

What happened after Peter broke his toe? He went into cardiac arrest and died.

what's worse than finding a fat couple in a buffet?

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