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Once my grandpa said: Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I said: No. Your generation relies too much on technology. Then I unplugged his life support.?

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue A Face Like Yours Belongs In The ZOO. :o

What do people in Asia do for black history month? Nothing, black history month is an American thing.

What's red, white, and black all over? A panda shot and killed by a poacher.

Nero, I understand, what I thought was correct, was to teach people to understand those exact words that you are conveying. Its not that, I am afraid of showing the world the man that I am. But rather that I am not a man, I admire your vision, and tried to follow it, as we got much in, common, I can think as an individual and still admire your work. But you know how society is built, if too many find out I am a woman, then that not only reveals that I have been lying to them, which I have, but also that well, women are not exactly seen as equals, I know I never was, all people ever saw in me was "a great pair of tits".

What happens when you mix Fluorine, Uranium, Carbon, and Potassium? NaBrO

How many blonde's does it take to change a lightbulb? Two, one to hold the ladder and one to peel the carrotts

whats brown and smells like shit shit

what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

What's worse than 1,000 babies stapled to 1,000 trees? 1001 babies stapled to 1001 trees.

A Priest and A Rabbi Walk Into The Bar. Ouch.

A Jew walks into a bar. It probably hurt

I was the bigger man in the argument. The person I was arguing with is now unconscious.

What did the young boy get for christmas? Parental divorce

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was the World Chicken Road Crossing Competition.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because he was Pierre preasured by all you assholes Saying he already did it so now he feels like he Has to do it.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a dog and a sheep? one's a dog and the other isn't.

Whats worse than finding bubba in your house? Getting raped by a rabid racoon..

What'd the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Just Dance 2 the video game

Wy was the lamp crying, because his mother turned into mashed potatoes.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there Not Suzie.

How much does a mexican immigrant get paid? Less an minimum wage.

I like to eat people