- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo mama so fat she has more chins than the Chinese phone book. A.V.T was here Fred.

You die of loss of blood, under a pile of first-aid kits

What did I wake upto this morning that was white , cold and 2 inches deep? My tiny flaccid penis.

Whats more fun than throwing a dead baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork.

How do you turn a dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel

Q: Whats worst then losing your wallet? A: Giving birth to a dead baby.

What did the waitress do when the man asked for pizza? She ran away

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What is Hellen Keller's favorite TV show? She doesn't have one - She is blind and deaf.

All these jokes are very entertaining, but if you look closely, Lebron clearly travels. Wheres the call ref what the hell.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

A baby seal walks into a club. He is immediately escorted out because babies are not allowed in clubs.

How did Bush really get into the White House? The front door.

why did the little boy start to cry? because his parents didn't love him

Whats black and white and red all over?.. The L.A. Race Riots.

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

Why wasn't the unplugged computer on?

Hey! I just met you. And this may seem crazy. So here's my number: Now Get in the van.

What did the child molestor do? He went home and molested children.

How much signal does an Asian woman need to cut across 4 lanes? None

why did sally drown cause she was black

What did the prizon cell mate get for christmas. Herpes!

Chuck Norris isn't afraid of the dark. Because he's a grown man, and most grown men aren't afraid of the dark.

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