my throat Really started to hurt, like reallly badly, and i remember On sponge bob, he laughed so much his laugh box broke. well, my throat really hurts. please help! can i get my laugh box back? will i never be able to laugh again and have to get it replaced like squidward did?!!? please answer, i have a friend who would probably give me part of her laugh box, but she Laughs like a hyena

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Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

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whats long, hard and full of seamen submarine

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What did the horse say to it's owner? It didn't horses can't talk

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What did the pepperoni say to the pepper We are both tacos

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A small plane is flying across the Atlantic Ocean, on board there's a Black Guy, a Jew, a Priest, and a Mexican. The plane has engine failure and needs to crash, but luckily there are enough parachutes for everyone. The evacuation is succesful.

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Why was the penguin popular? He cuts himself.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

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Q. Why dont people like rian mcreesh ? A. Because he smells bad and gives off a creepy vibe ...

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Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin in a blender.

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Donald Trump

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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I like my sex how i like my steak Pink and Bloody

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A man walked into a bar making it immediately apparent that he had no future in competitive limbo.

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What's an example of something quiet? Helen Keller.

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Whats worse than the Holocaust? reading posts on this website that arent antijokes. Seriously poeople... you cant just say something that random than put something tragic. it has to be funny and tragic.

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Why couldn't the dinosaur sing? Because dinosaurs are extinct

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Ok soo theres a Jewish Guy, a Christian Guy and a Gay Guy. The Jewish Guy goes Amen The Christian Guy goes Ámen The Gay Guy goes Ammeeeennn

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Whats worse than the dole. The SRC!!!

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Why did Sarah fall off the swings? Because she had no arms.... Knock, Knock, Who's there?: Not Sarah

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What is the difference between a pile of baby's and a new jeep? I don't have a brand new jeep in my garage.

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Q: What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferari? A: I don't have a ferari in my garage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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