- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

A: Rock! B:Paper! C: Siccorz! D: Shoot! D: Jimmy, you alright buddy? I didn't mean for that bullet to hit you man..

What do a Jew and a whale have in common? They're both Jewish. Except the whale.

what do u call a black guy who sells drugs a pharmacist

Do you know whats funny to say to someone unless they're black. Your ma's in jail.

How did the Jew escape the concentration camp?

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of its legs is both the same

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

What makes the turtle move? It's legs.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Susie!

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I've got a gun, get in the van.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

Once a upon a time there was a girl named Cinderella. She rubbed a magic lamp and a genie appeared. Then a guy named Larry Harry walks into a laundry mat. 7 days later she died.

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

Q: So I don't get it. Do women actually like not having penises and testicles? Do they genuinely enjoy it? A: Silly boy. Women ADORE not having penises and testicles. You just can't get your mind around someone having different preferences in anatomy than you.

Did you hear about the dyslexic atheist that doesn't believe in god? His disorder has no effect on his belief system.

There was three women stuck on an island, a blonde, a brunette and a ranga. They are saved days later.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

THEN WHO WAS FONE?

Why did the boy get his head slammed in a car door? Because his mother did not love him, and thought it was an appropiate action.

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