- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a baby with no arms or legs? You call a lawyer, and be sure to have him ask the mother if she took Thalidomide during pregnancy.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What human can fly without holding any thing (exept cloths i dont like inapropeate jokes i dont know it a very intresting quesiton

What do you call a fish with no eyes? A fsh. What do you call a deer with no eyes? No Idear. What do you call a deer with no legs or no eyes? Still no idear.

What's the difference between Obama and a monkey? They are two different species, so thus they are very different.

How did the boy fall off the swing? He got hit by a fridge

Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

What happens when you go swimming in the rain? You get wet.

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

Who lived in a pineapple under the sea?

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

My brother is crazy... crazy like a fox! I caught him eating a Possum on the side of the road yesterday.

What do you call a guy with a rubber toe? . . . . . . . Roberto

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

Why did Lucy fall off the swing set? Because she died. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Lucy.

How come Helen Keller couldn't drive? Because cars were not invented back then.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Doesn't matter. He was hit by a semi truck.

There once was a man from Nantucket He decided to sail to Portland Now he lives in Portland.

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

Whats the difference........ Between a duck?

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