- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding an apple in your worm.

A muslim man takes a flight to New York. He lands safely at JFK airport.

Roses are red, violets are blue, I have to go to the bathroom

Q: how do you get a clown off a swing? A: You hit it with a axe

Jimmy tells his mom he wants to be a Firefighter when he grows up to which the mother replies, "You can't Jimmy, you have leukemia."

Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

What did Helen Keller say to her mother? Nothing coherent.

What did the man do to the begging orphan on a cold Christmas morning? He kicked him.

how do you get a clown off a swing? hit him with an axe

So a guy with no legs and no arms is on his death bed. He asks to sky dive one time before he dies.

What do you call a chicken with three eyes? One that flew over the cuckoo's nest.

What do you call a black priest? Holy shit!!

What did Harry Potter say when he lost his wand? Where's my wand?

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

What do you call a banana? A banana.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours Stolen propety....

Roses are red, violets are blue When I cut you, you bleed

What do you do if a black man throws a gernade at you? You take the pin out, and throw it back.

A: Do you want to hear a joke? B: A ladie not working in the kitchen A: WTF dude thats just terrible

Why did I miss my bus? Because my watch was wrong.

why did reed eat a fish? He had cancer of the testicles

Shes got a big booty so I call her by her first name, women deserve respect.

how would you feel when your girlfriend dumps you really bad because she just dumped you man!!!1

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