Where did Sudie go during the bombing? Everywhere.

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"It smells like up dog in here." "What's up dog?" "Not much, what's up with you?"

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Why did the black man get fired? In this economy businesses are downsizing and outsourcing jobs for cheaper labor.

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whats worse than the black death. Bieber Fever

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whats worse than a paper cut? getting your head chopped off

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A man walks into a bar, he sits down.

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Q: What is the answer to 255 x 23? A: A number!

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KNOCK KNOCK whos there Malcom i dont know any Malcom go away!

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Why didn't the little girl show up for school? Because she was dead.

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Chose to describe yourself: Green thumb: Tall wealthy, good looking, intelligent man with a model wife, a ferrari expensivo, a hotel just for yourself. Red thumb: A below average piece of shit? Green thumb? Dont lie to me you piece of sh*t!

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How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

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a duck wanted grapes. he didnt get any

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Gay marriage is freaking gay.

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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eh

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A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a testicle?

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

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Screw it you write the joke.

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What happened when the Trayvon Martin was shot? The media made a huge deal about it and is now making ridicoulus claims that George Zimmerman is racist, and such claims are infringing on his right to a fair trial, and it's all because Trayvon Martin is black.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? all my friends break the door down...oh alright then ill answer i guess WHO IS IT? THE REAPER oh s*** dude! [panic face] NO ONES HOME? "In other news tonight, 2 local men found murdered in their living rooms, after looking up common joke style called antee joke. Police say the door was smashed in an obvious sign of forced entry. They seem to have just mysteriously had sudden heart attacks and fainted. heh heh...hey nancy....why did the chicken cross the road? [=< heh heh" "y" "because he thouroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic" "HAHAHAHAHAHAHA *GASP!* X.x dead face "NANCY! NANCY!.....well in other OTHER news ive just murdered nancy, and thats no joke." *runs*

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What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

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Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

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Why did the Olympic gold-medalist lose his faith in God? Because he began to feel that the the reasoning that most religions were based on was fairly spurious.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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