- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the cab driver talk about the Holocaust? Because he began to shart his pants while singing pocket full of sunshine as a royal blue pancake swerved across the terrain.

He who laughs last gathers no moss.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 had a gun.

Why did the child cry? His sister just left for college

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

If i was gay... I would have strong sexual feelings towards peolple of the same sex as me

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

What did the Apple Tree say to the Oak Tree? Nothing.

"bus driver pressed the horn at my mum and she stuck a finger up at him " Not the first time she's got the horn and shoved a finger up

If your name is coincidentally stated in this text, you will have to pay 200 of your country's currency to the person nearest to you whose first name starts with the letter G. Dexter / Ryan That is all....

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

Justing Bieber walks in a bar. Everyone shoots him.

why wasnt johnny in math class?....he slipped and cracked his skull on his way there, he is now recovering at the hospital

What's Kanye West's goal in life? To dash the hopes and dreams of Taylor Swift on national television.

how many babies does it take o paint a house depends on how hard you throw them

why did the supermodel have sex with the janitor? she loved him. and he was brad pitt.

why did the cow say baaaaa ? it was a stupid cow

Two muffins are in an oven. One muffin says to the other muffin, "Sure is hot in here." The other muffin says, "AHHHH! A talking muffin."

if u read this u r bent A. Now your bent

Roses are red Bob is dead My name is Dave Your a microwave

What's worst that cancer? Murder porn

What's the difference between an elephant and a plum? Their color. What did Tarzan say when he saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the elephants over the hill. What did Jane say when she saw the elephants coming over the hill? Here come the plums over the hill. She was color blind.

What happened when the Hispanic man dropped his Wollet? He picked it up

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