- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

What do you call a blue chair A black person

Beans, beans, are good for your heart the more you eat the less hungry you are.

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Knock, Knock Who's There

"To tea to to to" -- russian tourist, asking for two tea to room 22. (DOKA)

Whats worse than not having fun at a party? Getting so drunk at a party that you shat in your pants Whats worse than shatting in your pants at a party drunk? Shatting in you pants twice because you were so drunk again.

moonshine most none americans think its just when the moon shines we have another story

Whats worse than a worm in your apple? -slavery

Hai Patrick Hai Patrick

Why did the boy play Xbox? Because its a quality source of entertainment

What did the farmer say to little susie? I have a gun. Get in the car and dont scream or i will kill you

How are friends and trees alike? They fall down when you hit them with an ax.

White men's rights

what do u call a hairy cow? Harry

Doctor doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains!" "Never-mind that, you've got AIDS.

LOVING BIRD DIEING BIRD DO NOT FLY AWAY

What do you call an alligator in a circus? Testicular Cancer.

Yo momma so stupid she scored poorly on her SAT's in high school. She couldn't graduate college and now works a dead end job as a waitress.

How many cupcakes are there in the world joe How many? I don't know I was asking you.

whats worse than a pile of dead babies?...... A carrot

Why did the monkey fall off? It had no more lives. Why did the second monkey fall off? I dunno. Why did the third monkey fall off? Since the second was unknown, the third does not exist. Why did the little girl died? It's pretty obvious.

Why does Waldo wear stripes? Because Martin Handford drew him that way to make him unique and distinguishablefrom the hundreds of other drawn people (and animals) in the pages of the children's game book, which incidentally is known as Where's Wally in numerous non-USA countries.

How many babies does it take to paint a barn? It depends on how hard you throw them

Why did the white boy not make his high school basketball team? Because he was not as good as the other players.

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