- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate Jews The Holocaust

Why doesn't McDonald's sell hot dogs? They don't want to advertise for McWeenies.

what do you call a kid with no legs and no arms some one who will nevaer forfill there bucket list cause they cant write it

Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

A man walks into a bar. He's an alcoholic, it's destroy his family and career.

Why wad six afraid of seven? Because seven was a sexual offender.

what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

Guess What!? What?! GIGGITY GIGGITY GOOOOOOOOO!!!!! (ALL RIGHT) OH.

What did one penguin-necrophiliac say to another penguin-necrophiliac? Nothing. Penguins cant talk.

What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

Two baby seals walk into a club.

An American, a Mexican, and a black guy all walked into the same bar. Why did the 'BEWARE OF METAL BAR' sign have to be in japanese?!

Why was Jimmy upset? He wasn't.

Whats the difference between Jesus and the Pope. Jesus died 2 thousand years ago

Roses are red Violets are blue If you are reading this Then it must be deja vu

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? I don't know, he couldn't open it.

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Haiku doesn't rhyme, And neither does this

How do you get a black kid to sleep? A cup of warm milk and maybe a lulluby should do it.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.It got ran over by a bus.

FAMOUS DUDE:SWAG! Thank you, thank yo- HEY NO FLASH PHOTOGRAPHY, NO YOU CANT HAVE MY-KABOOM AUDIENCE: . . . YAY CLAP CLAP CLAP.

2 blondes were heading to Disney world, they saw up ahead that said "Disney World left" then took a left and enjoyed Disney World and had fun on the rides

What is the difference between a blond and a mummy? A blond has a brain.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

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