Q. At the main menu why are there two people sad? A. Because there is.

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why did the chicken cross the road? because he was very hungrey and saw some seed on the other side.

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why did the chicken cross the road because it wanted to get hit by a car

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Q: What's worse than finding a shrimp platter on a babys hand. A: A baby's hand on a shrimp platter

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WHO LET THE GHOST OUT! BOO BOO BOO BOO BOO! Mortals: That was a bit funny...

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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When he was a little boy, what was Chaz Bono's favorite Cher song? Chaz Bono was never a little boy, he was a girl.

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What do you do when you see a half-dead black man on the floor? Call an ambulance before he bleeds out causing sepsis.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobius strip? TO GET TO THE SAME SIDE!!!BAZZINGA!!!

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There once was a man from Madrass, whose balls were made out of brass. This was incredibly embarrassing for him, and rendered him infertile and impotent, which in turn affected his relationships with women.

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A: Knock Knock B: (No Reply) Nobody is home and the man trying to get in will come back later and try again.

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Q: What do you call a room full of black people? A: A Social Gathering.

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What did Sherlock Holmes say when he saw a very pretty lady? Hello

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Q: why wasn't the fan spinning? A: because it wasn't on. Duh....

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Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

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A homophobic man walks into a bar and the bartender asks: "what can I get for ya?" the man replies: "shut up gaylord"

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What did the computer say to the mouse? Nothing inanimate objects cant talk

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whats the difference between this joke and other jokes other jokes have a punch line

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Where can I find a good Prostitute? Your Parents House.

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What did the frog say to the other frog Your a chode

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Why did the tomato turn red? The salad pulled out a gun.

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Yeah, haha, I tend to put myself under a state of trance at the same time I put others down there, which makes it difficult to stop it sometimes, I do it for ethical reasons, I mean if I would ever hypnotize someone into feeling really bad, it would affect me as well. You might want to get some water on your face, you know, so your upper lips don't envy the lower ones.

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A apple is red a banana is to never mind that joke sucks

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Why do undertakers wear ties? Because their profession is very serious, and it is important that their appearance has a degree of gravitas.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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