- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Why couldn't the horse open the door? - Because it was locked...Beeeeeeeeeeeeeef Jelly

Why dont blind people go skydiving? Because they dont live when they hit the ground

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

Massie is a fatass

Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why did the firefighter let the fire burn... becuase of inattentivieness. he will soon be fired.

What happened to the black jew? He went to college and died in a plane crash.

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

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What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What is worse then dying of testicular cancer? Living of testicular cancer and having one amputated?

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

Why was Samuel L. Jackson so tired of those motherfing snakes on that motherfing plane? Because if snakes are loose on a plane, they might bite you.

Q: What's worse? Inhaling fly spray or deodorant? A: The Holocaust

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you make 5 lbs of fat look good? Draw a smiley face on it.

why didnt the whiteperson sit down at obama's election? because he had hemorrhoids

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