Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

Why did the naked blonde crossed the road? Because she a man

Whats white and goes up? a confused snowflake

Q : WHAT DID THE SMALL SHEEP SAY TO THE BIG SHEEP ? Z : BÆÆÆ

What smells like old people and is white? Talcum Powder.

How do you get a black man out of a tree? Politely say "Hey you, get out of the tree."

What did the hobo get for Christmas? hypothermia.

What smells like bananas but is invisible? Monkey farts

Guy 1: When your Justin Beiber af. Guy 2: What Guy 1: Do you mean

Why did the chicken cr-VAGINA!!!!!!!!!!! sorry, tourettes.

I have sexdaily. Sorry I mean dyslexia.

Q: What happened to the monkey when he jumped off the tree. A: He died Q: Why did the second monkey jump off of the tree A: He was attatched to the first monkey Q: Why did the third monkey jump off the tree A: Peer Pressure

Roses are red Violets are blue Daises are white And Pansies hold hands and skip

Why did the chicken cross the road? ... it wanted to cross the road.

What looks like a lion, sounds like a lion, and feels like a lion? A lion Ba dum chh

What's worse than finding gum on your shoe? Being molested by a sea urchin.

Did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? no. He didn't either.

why did the plane crash because it was 9-11

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

How do you confuse a blonde? Tell her to jump over your car, then drive by in a truck

What do anti-jokes and a can of corn have in common? Both can be stored indefinitely and accessed and enjoyed at will.

salad days!

A hipster walks into a bar you've never heard of...

What happens to a blonde girl who is buying drugs off of a drug dealer? Nothing, she was an undercover police officer trying to arrest said drug dealers on the street.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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