Whats the difference between a pizza and a Jew? A pizza doesnt scream when you put it in the oven!

why didnt Timmy get anything for Christmas?His mom told santa he was very naughty that year

What do gay horses eat? Horse dick.

roses are blue violets are red and just like you they're messed up in the head

Why did the chicken cross the road? So he wouldn't become rotisserie with a side of hash brown.

A man walks into a bar... He has a severe drinking problem, and his wife weeps for him

i like candy and other things that are edible... please dont thumbs down just cuz this suxxx just put thumbs up and santa claus will haunt u :)

What did the duck say? Nothing. Everyone knows that ducks can't talk.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Two Holocausts.

What did the sad man say to the happy man? He didn't say anything he was so sad he killed himself.

Why was the mohel touching the little boy's penis? Because that's his job!

What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

How many blond girls does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1, it is a faily simple task

when geese fly in a v formation, why is one side always longer then the other? Because you touch yourself at night...

A Blonde Goes On "Who Wants To Be A Millionaire"

Why did the stop sign run a red light? Because it couldn't see its face...

Hey are you from tennessee? Because I recognize your accent and I grew up there also.

I'm pretty sure this site has been taken over by 12 year olds... None of these are funny

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

What would you do for a klondike bar? Walk to the corner store to buy one.

What did the mexican say to the other mexican? Lets go get some tacos.

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what bounces and is blue all over? a blue bouncy ball

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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