- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK! Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

Want more? You might be interested in...

Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Why did the pig cross the ocean? So he could be eaten by Americans.

What's black, white, and red all over? A: Me after domestic abuse.

Your mother is so ugly that her physical appearance causes her to have a low self-esteem.

There were two penguin's sitting in a bathtub. The first penguin says to the second penguin, "Hey, pass the soap." And the second penguin says, "What do i look like, an alarm clock?"

How do you get a mexican to do the yard work faster? Offer him a 5% bonus.

why did the dead baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

why was 6 afraid of 9? cause thats just gross.

How do you get your lawyer to shut up. Hit him with a bat.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He was standing up.

Q: What do you call a stop sign in the winter? A: A stop sign in the winter.

What did the mother of the boy with cancer say on his birthday? - Happy Birthday, too bad you still have cancer.

whats the difference between the same pair of shoes? one shoe is for the left an one if for the right

What did the ghost say to the black man? nothing. He just shot him.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

What do u call a ginger man with no ears? What ever the hell u want Because he's deaf

What did the 11 year old boy get for christmas? A wet dream

What is the diffrents between a Mexican and a elevator? one can raise children the other is a mexican!!!!!

It's yellow and you'll die when it comes into your eye. A taxi.

what did one gay guy say to the other gay guy? want to suck dicks? (cause that's what gays do)

Massie is a fatass

Why are large breasts so awesome? Cleavage is sexually attractive to both men and women

what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

Anti Joke

Our Updated iOS App!

The Anti Joke Book

MOAR??