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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Going up to someone and saying, "my mom is dead and my dad tryd killing himself, can i have a ride home?"

-Knock knock! -Who's there? -DEFAX.

what's funnier than AIDS on a holocaust boy? everything. AIDS and the Holocaust are two terrible things.

Why should you never attempt to rob Chuck Norris? Because he will beat you up as he knows self defense.

Sometimes I wonder, "Why is the Frisbee gettiing bigger and bigger and bigger.." Then it hits me.

why did the white guy go to a black mans yard sale? to get his stuff back

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

Whats brown a sticky, shit

a kid says, "where are you from?" other kid says "my mom"

John's life hasn't been the same since committing suicide 13 years ago.

Repeat after me: Silk, Silk, Silk, What's the square root of 465?

The black man at the narcotics anonymous meeting said, "oh, this isn't bingo is it?" then walked out of the room feeling mildly embarassed.

How do you stop a lumberjack? You thrust a javelin through his lungs

Q: What was the pirate movie rated? A: PG-13 actually because, despite the potentially graphic nature of the previews, the creators scaled down mature content so that it could reach a wider audience.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

your momma so fat.... that as she walked by....... i missed 3 commercials

How do you kill a baby? You don't muder is a sin and against the law

A guy is taking a pee in the ocean and a fish swims up and drinks the pee. The fish says "thanks for the lemonade."

My girlfriend told me I couldn't satisfy her sexually. I told her she was beautiful and gave her flowers.

Why did the man have no head? It was blown off in Iraq 2 and days ago

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Q: whats funnier than watching a black man and a midget fight? A: anything technically, your opinion

Whites black white and red all over? The nazi flag.

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