- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

I came to the bar at 7:00. What time did I leave at? There was no clock at the bar I went to, therefore i cannot determine when I left or when I cmae, so my above opinion is clearly incorrect.

Why did Johnathan drop his popsicle? He was hit by a bus. Knock knock? Who's there? Not Johnathan

What do porn stars do after they retire? No clue but some idiot made a movie about it.

What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

what do you call a fat man standing in the middle of the street a fat man

so a boy walks into a bar he was underage and escorted out.

A: Doctor doctor help me! B: Sorry, I'm not actually a doctor, stop calling me that!

Whats funnier than a guy in a wheelchair? A guy on the floor squirming to get back in his wheelchair.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? Because he saw a Vladimir Putin.

What do you get if you cross a river with a cat? Wet.

Maybe You'll Find Someone Else To Help You... Maybe Black Mesa... That Was A Joke...Haha...Fat Chance...

WHAT HAS MAN BOOBS THE SIXE OF JUPITER BOMBER NEVILLE

caoimhin you satan of CHRIST IM A DICIPLE OF CHRIST UNLIKE YOU

What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

What did farmer brown say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

A Mexican got stopped by the police. Turns out it was a mistake and the man lived a happy life in America

What's purple and has four legs? I don't know. What? I DONT KNOW EITHER THAT'S WHY I'M ASKING YOU IN THE FIRST PLACE!

Q: Why did Jimmy not have balls? A: A terrible, terrible sand paper accident.

Q: How does 5 gay people walk together? A: In One Direction.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

Why couldnt dylan make it to mike's birthday party? He was killed instantly in a car crash on the way there.

Why don't women have breasts? Because they have dandruff. Get it? Hint: "dandruff" = "dan druff"

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