why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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How does a person with Alzheimers' poem go? Roses are red, Roses are red, Roses are red, Wait, what was I doing?

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Q. What does the kool aid man say when he breaks into a wall A. Ow

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Q: Whats black and white and red all over? A: I am unsure for I am color blind.

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Roses are red. Violets are grey. People hate me. Mongoose.

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What's worse than stubbing your toe? - AIDS. What's worse than AIDS? - Getting AIDS and stubbing your toe.

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Knock knock Whos there? Sorry, wrong house,goodbye!

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What did the boyfriend give his girlfriend for Valentine's Day? AIDS

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What was the last thing that went through the WTC jumper's head? His ankles.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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why did the man fall down? because he was shot.

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How many Dead Babies does it take fill a phone booth? There is an obvious epidemic going around causing millions of babies to die. This is no laughing matter and the mothers of these babies are probably going through therapy to get over their lost.

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Why does the gaming console Wii suck? ????????????????I like ice cream????????????????

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Whats the opposite of purple? Your adopted

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What's red, white and not blue. A Canadian flag

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares...he didn't make it anyways..

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Why did the girl commit suicide? She got raped

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What's 18 inches long and makes women scream? Crib death.

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A black guy and a white girl are having sex. The white girl screams "I'm pregnant!!!!" The black guy says "i'll help you take care of it" "I love you sweetie and nothing will come between us"

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A man found a magic lamp. He rubbed it and a genie emerged from the lamp. The genie asked what his new master's wishes were. The man wished for asthma.

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Why was six afraid of 7? Because 7 was a terrorist.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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A blond walks into a hair dresser's wearing a pair of headphones. The hair dresser tells the blond to take the headphones off so she can cut the blond's hair. The blond says that if they take off the headphones, then they'll die. The hair dresser works around the headphones, but finally needs to cut underneath the headphones. The hair dresser forces the blond to take the headphones off and nothing happened.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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