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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the dead one.

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

what did the man do when he was at the end of his rope? he bought more rope.

Whats the difference between a fish and whale? Ones bigger than the other.

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

A Hispanic was walking down the street, he turned left and was at his house.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

What did the astronaut say to his girlfriend? I have AIDS.

A male paltypus usually possesses two poisonous goads under his forelegs. Which makes him potentially more dangerous than a dragon.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the chicken afraid of the tiger? Chickens are inferrior to tigers and could easily be eaten.

what is black and hangs from the tree in my back yard? a moldy apple.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

A blonde rubs a lamp hoping to find a genie that will grant her 3 wishes. It didn't happen.

what's the difference between a black man and a tricycle well the black man's a human

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilate was a loaf of bread.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

roses are red violets are blue I have five fingers and the middle one is for u

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.