- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you confuse Helen Keller? You don't, she's dead.

How does a man with no arms and legs get to your door. After asking his name please help us out with this question

What is worse than mistaking a bottle of blood for ketchup? Mistaking a bottle of "sticky white stuff" for milk... Moral: If you are a straight man that is... As for women meh... lie all you want ladies...

Why didn't the man laugh at his son's joke? Because he was born without a mouth.

What do you call a man that likes to play baseball? A Baseball Player.

Q; How does a priest perform an exorcism? A: He doesn't.

A man is on a military operation, he dies and has a funeral.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He had to get to the other side.

This planking craze is really taking over... my elderly nextdoor neighbour has been planking in her garden for three days straight!

A man is driving down the highway. He falls asleep at the wheel due to his case of narcolepsy, and dies in a fiery car crash.

what did one mute say to the other? Nothing.

What is the difference between Jason Voorhees and Michael Myers? One's name is Jason, and the other's name is Michael.

What's the difference between a good anti joke, and a bad anti joke? There literally is no good anti joke.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What chicken?

What did the barber say to Chewbacca? DAAAAAAYYYYUUUUMMMM!!!

What's worse than a necrophobiac in a morgue? A necrophiliac. What's worse than a necrophiliac in a morgue? Seeing your family hacked to death by an evil axe murderer.

Johnny has 32 cookies. He eats 28 of them. What does he have now? Diabetes, Johnny has diabetes.

Obama = ebola

I saw a shooting star. It shot me.

What do you call a mexican man with a rubber toe? Ruberto.

Person 1: Happy Halloween! Person 2: Hey, I'm Jewish

why did the man slip on the knife? he wanted to commit suicide

Why the african children was sad? - Because an octopus bite his arm

Why did the man wear a mask He had low self-esteem, and was ashamed of his facial appearance

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