Wanna hear a dirty joke? A little boy falls into the mud Wanna hear a clean joke? He takes a bath with bubbles Wanna hear a dirty joke? Bubbles is Michal Jackson.

Why Cant michael J Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he is dying of Parkinson's disease.

A comedian walks onto the stage. Antehumor.

What is the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Ferrari? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

Why do Jews fast for Yom Kippur? It's part of their tradition.

how do you get rid of your home work? give it to your dog!

How do you get your children out of a cardboard box? You open the box to see your dead children's corpses

How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way. ernkso

What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

Your momma so stupid, she speaks poorly and can't spell very well.

your mums so fat that shes HUGE!!!!

Whats similar between an apple and a black guy there is no similarities between them

Roses are red, violets are black, you better watch your anus, cause jimmy is back!!

what do you do when a blond throws a grenade at you? run

A man walks into a bar Ouch He broke his penis So he ate it Then he saw a little boy They shaved their pubic hair together He raped the little boy He walked into another bar Double ouch

Knock Knock Who's there? Your physician, you're going to die.

What's worse than a dead baby? Two dead babies.

Justin beiber's penis

A Bull walks into a bar. it killed three people by the fact it was a Bull

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

What's gay and nobody likes? Ryan's combover

knock knock who's there? banana well that's an odd name. banana then began to break down in tears because his parents were constant drug abusers and gave him that name while they were high

How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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