- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a shop dedicated to selling rap music, watermelons, grape soda and fried chicken? A poor business model

Why did the boy fail the math test? He has a learning disability.

A guy walks into a bar, and says, "The Aristocrats!"

whats the difference between boyscouts and a jew? boyscouts come back from camp.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

I've got some good news an some bad news. The good new is that you just won 10 million dollars! The bad news is I'm just kidding.

who has moral fiber? a cerial killer

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Not to a blind guy.

Whats worse than getting a parking ticket? The Bubonic Plague

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You apparently are not a fan of lemons what so ever, so you then throw them away, not knowing what to expect.

Once there was a ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, everyone died. The end

What is hard, long, moist, and flesh colored? A hotdog you dirty, dirty bastard!

What's worse than stapling a baby to a tree? Stapling the same baby to ten trees.

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

Knock Knock Who's There? Ted. Oh, Hey Ted.

What did the boy with no legs get for his birthday? A bike

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

Why can't Hellen keller drive? Because she's a woman.

What did the man in the mirror say to the other man The Same F****** Thing!!

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Your momma is so fat that she is a plus size model and gets paid very well for modeling. Good for her.

What do you call a puppy with all it's legs missing? Franklin, the quadraplegic puppy.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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