a black man has a shotgun. having an IQ of 11 he shot his hands off

Do you like waffles yeah we like waffles do you like pancakes do you like french toast yeah we like french toast dododododod let me get a mouth full. WAFFLES!!!!!!!

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

How do you circumcise a cat? Shoot an orphan in the leg with a rail gun.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

what did a poor guys get for christmast ? brain tumor.

What did Little Jimmie say to his mom when he got home frome school? Nothing his moms dead.

What do a turtle an a bird have in common? They both fly except the turtle

richard is fag

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

how does hitler drink soup ? with a spoon

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

my own dog bit my penis off, it was then put down. it was the worst day of my life.

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

There's a black and a mexican guy in a car. Who's driving? The chauffeur.

timmy has no arms knock knock whos there? NOT TIMMY!!!

Whats worst then getting a paper cut. Being stabbed by a screw driver.

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

how many friends does tomas have 0 he is a loner

What did the farmer say when he finally found his tractor? "Wheres my tractor?" Oh ya he had alzheimers.

3 men walk into a bar. The 4th one ducks.

Why did the hooker fall out of the tree? Because she was dead

Why did the girl get run over by a bus? The bus driver was blind.

A girl asks her best friends: Why are you only wearing one earring? The best friends replies: Because I took the other one out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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