- Anti Joke

Kanye West walks into a bar. As he is a very popular celebrity, he is recognized instantly. The patrons mob him, asking for pictures and autographs. He is in a pleasant humour that evening, so he indulges them. Some laughs are had, he buys lots of drinks, and takes home two beautiful women. Such is the life of a celebrity. ...but that still doesn't make him happy.

what happens when an Asian and a Jew get married. They have children.

Texter 1: Hey, do you want to hang out? Texter 2: Sorry dude, i lost my phone, i'm trying to find it Texter 1: Ok, text me when you find it Texter 2: OK

A Muslim walks into a public library. 32 people killed in the explosion.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

What's the difference between a grape and a duck? They're both purple, apart from the duck.

How do you make an elephant float? Who cares?

Yo mama so fat when she goes to the gym, she makes her trainer skinnier.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

Why did the girl eat a cookie? Because cookies are good.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream? I shot him in the face.

So a guy with alsimers walks into a bar........I forget the rest.

Why did whitney Houston become a drug addict? Because she made some very bad decisions in her life.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't.

What did Superman say to Batman when they first met? Nothing. They are not real.

What did Steve Hagen say to Steve Walters? "We have the same first name."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do two blondes stay alive at the bottom of a pool for 30 minutes? They don't and they died

What did batman say to robin before they got into the batmobile? Get in the batmobile.

If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put my cøck in your mouth. Submitted by Arsha K.

How do you stop birds from building nests in your grill? You turn the grill on

what did i get my mom for her birthday? Nothing im selfish

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.