- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

How did the black man fall of the cliff? He was gazing over and realized he had Prostate cancer and fell off the cliif.

Do you know what God said to Hitler as he approached the gate of heaven? ??????????????????

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Why couldn't Timmy enjoy his ice cream? His lips were sewn together by an evil seamstress who was mad that he stole all of her Pop-Tarts

"Have you seen the food African kids eat?" "No.." "NEITHER HAVE THEY!!"

Wanna here a funny joke? Will is straight HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA hes gay

Edward Smith had started telling a long rambling joke when William McMaster Murdoch cut him off with "I don't like where this is headed".

Why did the pilot crash the plane? Because it wasn't a pilot it was a toaster.

Why are there only 50 states in the U.S.A The US gives territories a chance to vote if they want to be states in the US.

Why couldn't little sally swim? Because she had weights on her ankles.

How do you punish Hellen Keller Move the furniture around

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

How do you wake a clown up? By pouring vinegar in his eyes.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the food supply was scarce

What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

How do you fit a billion llamas into a box? you dont

HOW LONG is a Chinese name?

Why didn't Jimmy go to school? Because Jimmy is a brick wall.

Why did the girl miss her date? She got killed.

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