Man: Why do you wear your wedding ring on the wrong finger? Woman: Oh, wow, thanks for pointing that out. Silly me.

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Q. Why are most jews unemployed? A. They all got fired.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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whats worse than a kane nothing

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Can midgets still have big dreams?

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There once was a man from Nantucket, who had his car stolen and wasn't very happy so called the police.

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How many men does it take to change a light bulb? None, there is nothing wrong with the light bulb.

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What did the church say to the house? You need jesus

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an american walks out of a strip club.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to touch the goats beard

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't. He flapped his wings, hovered, and the road crossed beneath him.

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roses are red, violets are blue, im not going out with someone that belongs in a zoo.

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A Quadriplegic walks into a bar.

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Q: why is halloween scary? A: because your there!!!

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GINGERVITIS! 1. redhair 2.freckles 3.no soul 4.depression/anger 5.gay JLR

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What's better than doing the Hannah Montana's hoedown-throwdown? Throwin' that ho down.

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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How do you get a blond out of tree? Shoot her in the head.

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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What do you call a fat ginger kid? Whatever his name is.

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???????????? ???????????? ???? ???? ???? ???? ???? A wild EXEGGUTOR appeared!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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