A young boy is concerned about the well- being of his father, due to the fact he may have cancer. Turns out, he doesn't. So they got ice cream.

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Wanna hear a race joke?.....whoops, ya missed it

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What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

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A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

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knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

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Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

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When an anvil and a feather are dropped off a building the anvil will hit the ground first because it's heavy

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what do you call a cross between lasagna and a human. weird

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Why did the moose cross the road? Migration.

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Whats black and yellow and is funny when its falling off a cliff? A bus full of niggers.

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Llega San Pedro le dice a dios y se va.

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Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

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Why did the fat man get thrown out of an all you can eat buffet? He molested a waitress

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Hey I'm a poet and I didn't even realize that I was a poet

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so a man goes to jurrasic park and sees two dinosaurs fighting. he shits himself.

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Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

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Why did the black man shoot the white guy? the white man was about to hurt the black mans family.

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Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue.... I hate your guts.

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Man 1: Do you want to hear a joke? Man 2: Sure. Man 1: Okay.

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Whats worse than a baby stapled to a tree? Holocaust

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what is behind your butt? DEEZ NUTS

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You sick fiend

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The once was a little girl named Suzy who liked swings; the only trouble was that she had no arms. In order to avoid having any jokes written (and recycled thousands of times) about this fact, she decided to run a sponsored marathon in order to pay for prosthetic arms. Suzy swung happily for the rest of her days. [L]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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