Q: What's the difference between a Boyscout and a Jew? A: Boyscouts come home from camp.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he's CHICKEN.

Knock knock Who's there? Knock Knock I said who's there? My name is Knock Knock Oh hi Knock Knock, come in

guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

Why did Johnny throw the clock out the window? His parents are never around to supervise him.

That awkward moment when your brother goes to crack his neck, but he dies instead.

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What do we call Osama? Osama

Knock knock. I know who is there... What? No, I lied...

Why? Because.

What do you call a deer with no eye? NO IDEAR!

Q:why is walmart so big? A:Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of Walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory .

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What did the white man say to the group of black men when there was a golf ball coming at them? Stay there! You are in no immediate danger!

Why did the plane crash? Chuck Norris was sitting in it, and thus his weight was countless times larger than the lift force of the plane.

Yo mamas so dumb she has to repeat the 10th grade...again.

Wish me luck these are the ten numbers on my keno 19 65 80 2 34 72 68 22 12 8

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? She didn't.

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Why did the ginger go to hell? Because after all the bullying she endured for her hair color, she felt her only option was to commit suicide.

What would Walt Disney do if he were alive today? Gurgle and choke inside his cryogenic vault as liquid nitrogen flooded into his lungs.

Why did the Jewish cross the road? He didn't he died in Holocaust.

What's black and white and in the desert? Tourists being held hostage by a tribe.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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