- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What happened to the boy after his life saving surgery? He died of an unrelated disease.

How many blondes does it take to walk into a bar? One I guess. I don't know if I understand the question.

Why did the boat sink I shot a missile at it

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

what did the stop sign say to the car? nothing.

Why did the boy run a marathon? because one of his good friends had just earlier passed away from pancreatic cancer and he decided to honor his memory by raising money through a 5k run. His family, friends and acquantances were all very proud of him and decided to hold the charity every year.

What is "race car" spelled backwards? rac ecar.

How do you keep your dog from running away? Put it on a leash.

How many feminists does it take to screw in a light bulb? Two. One to screw in the light bulb and one to suck my dick.

Whos allergic to BS You R! :D

Where do you find a dog with no legs? Right where you left it.

What did the chicken do? He crossed the road.

Why did Valter fall of the swing? Because he didn't have any arms Knock knock Whos there? Not valter

How I seem math word problems Scenario: 2 astronauts kayaking in the Sahara desert Question: How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse Answer: Purple, because ice cream has no bones

What did the Ginger get for his birthday? A soul...................................……................……………•

What did the fat kid get for Christmas? Diabetes.

What did Stephen Hawking say to a prostitute? Push me, and then just touch me, Till I can get my, Satisfaction.

"I had angry birds before it was cool." -Alfred Hitchcock

Why do we oftenly see african cry for nothing? Because this is the only way they get water.

Q: What's worse than being raped by a giant scorpion? Getting raped by 2 giant scorpions, a fridge, some potatoes and a hule bunch of worms.

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

A Holocaust joke? I did Nazi that coming...Anne, Frankly, I'm quite offended.

knock knock whose there? banana? banana who? im sorry but you have to go to the doctor now.......

A: What's that on your shoulder? B: A birthmark. A: How long have you had it? B: Don't know.

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