Naw, not now, I don't want to be assimilated, I am a bit of a wuss right now, really tired.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Knock Knock Who's there? A kind hearted serial killer who will win your heart emotionally and then shoot you to death unexpectedly.

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What do you call a muslim flying an airplane? A pilot.

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Excuse me, I have a shitload of stuff to do, so you are Eliza huh? I thought that was just one person conveying something to someone. Anyway, what is your name? My name is actually Nero, but you do not strike me as an Eliza, first name is more than enough. You know, if you dare, Ill be back shortly, I was gonna shower but then again, I haven't moved at all today, so yeah. Saved you? I have never saved anyone well, excuse me then, see you around, worry less about people bothering with us chatting, hell they might risk learning something (not a chance, people here are fucking jackasses, with one exception, and I do not mean me this time).

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What do you call someone who doesn't have a soul? A ginger

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Knock knock Who the fuck says knock knock?

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Whats worse than getting in an arrow in the side of your neck Finding out there is a gas bill tied to it

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What did the pineapple say to the orange? Nothing; Neither a pineapple nor an orange contains the necessary muscles to produce speech.

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hi

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Watch he thinks he can out wit me watch adams next joke it will suck sooooo bad

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what happens when u fall down the stairs? you break your arm.

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No!

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A:Wanna hear a joke? B: Sure A: A joke

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A smiling Frog talks with a lion O O U What do u eat for breakfast lion? V V T T Smiling frogs __(___ |____| O O -

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Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

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the wild black man is searching for food. He spots a KFC, and goes wild. He then proceeds to get in line.

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Q:Whats the difference between NBC and the NBA? A: The NBA is the National Basketball Assocation and NBC is The No Body Cares.

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Why are people attacking the Jews we gave you so much things like: Television (Thomas Edison) Electricity (Thomas Edison) Weapons (Arvin Humbergs) Wifi (Edcolsin Vinstein) Be gr8 ful without us your nothing

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I'd like to advertise the love of Jesus in Kobane. Do u join me next Monday? :D

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Why didnt Steve Jobs make an iphone 5? He died

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What did the boy say to the elders at the senior center? Dayum, you're all ugly!

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guess what the clown said to the kid... im a clown

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