- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Have you ever had a traditional Ethiopian Dinner? Neither have they.

A man and a bird are on the edge of a cliff. The man falls off and dies and the bird flies away because birds can fly and people can't.

Whats worse than anal sex Anal sex with razor blades

how did the kenyan get away from the cup He didnt he got arrested

Why did John get hard? He froze to death

Knock knock. Who's there? The police, you murdered ten people.

What's green, little, and eats rocks? A Little Green Rock-Eater What's green and has a thousand wheels? A lawn, I lied about the wheels! If I were to throw a rock down the a whole in the center of the earth (straight through) what would happen? The Little Green Rock-Eater would eat it!

Your mother smells so bad that if she were alive in 1919 she would most likely be outlawed in the Geneva Convention or at least banished from conventional warfare among nations that adhere to the restrictions imposed by such a document

a horse walks into a bar. the bartender says "why the long face?". the horse answers..."i'm a horse"

Whats worse than finding out one of your grandparents died, finding out both your grandparents died.

One night a policewoman pulls over a drunk driver. She politely asks him to step out of his car. He willingly does so. She says, "Anything you say can and will be Held against you." He replies "BREASTS."

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he is concerned about his fitness and decided to walk to work instead of drive.

hey chris what yu doing wit my back pack? using it..

What's brown and sticky? Poop.

What kind of ship never sinks? Not the Titanic.

Exercise Ex - Er - Cise Ex - Ar - Size.. Eggs Are Sides For bacon.. BACON

Why was the family sad? Their house burnt down.

why can't Michael Jackson bake a pie???? Because he's dead

What's black white and red all over A Nun after being pushed down the stairs

A man walked into the woods... Sorry, I forgot the rest of the joke...

Hey I just met you. And this is crazy. So get in my van. Cause I have candy.

What did the plant say to the human. Nothing.

whdid the cop say to the robber as he ran out of the bakery? I caught you bread handed

Why did Jenny fail her driving test? She was hit by a train.

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