Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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Go to this website and this game is an antijoke to laugh at http://iamhelenkeller.com/

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dunno ask the chicken

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A Polish man walks into a bar and says, "Co za asy..."

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How do you stop a blind kid from walking into oncoming traffic? .................to late!!!!!!!

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I like my coffee the way I like my women.....without a penis.

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whats the best part about ebola? nothing ebola is a dangerous virus

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How do you put an elephant in a taxi? You open the door, make sure the elephant is seated confortably, and close the door.

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A horse walks into a bar and the barman asks: "why the long face?" The horse, being a horse and thus being incapable of comprehending the complexities of conversation said nothing, and shit all over the floor.

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why did the kid struggle in school? because hes mentally retarted

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What did the cow say to the chicken? Moo. Moral: Cuckoo!

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Man :A homo-sexual panda walks into a gay bar.... Homosexual Panda : Wait...wait I'm gonna stop you right there. I will not take part in this odd joke, so just ummmmmm ya. And another thing, my species is extremely offended by your inferior remarks. Why can't homosexual pandas just have piece? Man 1: Were the hell did you come from? Homosexual Panda: My mother's uterus same as you, retard.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? because

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You know what happened when I kissed a girl? I enjoyed it so immensely that I received an erection.

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Q: Why do sharks live in salt water A: Because if they don't the die from blood loss because their blood-cells swell up and explode in non- salty water.

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What did one alligator say to the other alligator? Ear

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How do you get a Jew to jump off a cliff? You kidnap his family and threaten to kill them if he doesn’t.

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What is the difference between a black person and an elevator? Well, there are many differences such as the fact that an elevator has a series of wiring and mechanics, while a black man, and white men alike, are human beings.

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What's the quickest way to a person's heart? A knife

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My Jimmy Saville advent calendar is rubbish. It only opens from 1 to 16.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Interrupting owl Interrupting owl- HOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Knock knock Who's there? Fuk Fuk who?

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Whats pink and silver and runs into walls? A baby with forks in its eyes. Whats green and silver and sits in a corner? The same baby three weeks later.

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What did the man dying of cancer want for his birthday? To live.

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