What do you get when you drink water? Piss.

friend' Knock Knock! you; no one home go away

knock knock who's there i am dead i am dead who i am just dead u idiot!!!!!

What did the duck wear to go swimming? A bathingsuit!

Why did the woman throw a stick of butter out her window? She was mentally unstable.

Father "Why so down son?" Son "I've always been this short..."

Actually it was me Josh brown

Q. Why doesn't a woman need a wrist watch? A. Because they're actually becoming generally obsolete with the advent of the cell phone.

Sarah Palin's political campaign

Why did God create Ebola? Because he hates us all.

How do you make an onion cry? Kill the chef.

What is worse than catching someone trying to cheat by looking at your exam? Getting struck by lightning.

Why did the Iraqi cross the road? Because he was hired by the CIA as an undercover operative to lead them to a highly dangerous target in the small town of Aziziyah and was leaving the area to avoid the impending Pavelow strike on the town center.

There once was a boy walking over a railroad track. He got hit by a train. He died.

Uh Erron, you know, I do not spend most of the time before this computer or studying because I am popular nor anything, so that`s one thing, and yeah, I never done it with anybody so yeah, uhh lucky me or something.

How do you get a slave to stop screaming from the rope he is hanging on? You stop messing around and you hang him already!

Q: What did little Timmy get from his mother this Christmas? A: The contents of her will.

Why did Jerry Sandusky rape little boys? Because his penis was hard and he needed to get his nut off quick

Why don't some black men have jobs? Because they won't work

A man walks into a bar. He has a serious drinking problem and is destroying his life.

Lol! The connection timed out. Double D`s they kill my back so I am gonna get them reduced someday, and sure because it gets really itchy otherwise.

dyslexics of the world untie!

If you make an anti joke out of an existing anti joke, does it become a new anti joke? Yes. No.

Roses are red violets are blue I have herpees.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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